9.12.2020 – most reckless action

most reckless action
perpetuated in the name
of college football

Christine Brennan of USA TODAY, a writer I like and not just because she is a Michigan Fan, wrote today in her article, I love college football but just can’t watch amid COVID-19 concerns, In what has to be the riskiest roll of the dice in the history of college sports, 76 universities, many of them in the South and Southwest, are embarking on the most reckless action ever perpetuated on college campuses in the name of athletics, pressing on with their quest to play football in the middle of a pandemic.

Ms. Brennan states, “The worst thing you’ll be able to say about those schools is that they were too cautious about the health of their student-athletes.

What’s the worst thing you’ll be able to say about the schools that allowed football and other sports to continue? That answer will come in a few months.

But at the moment, what we do know is that the dozens of schools playing football have no idea if by allowing fall sports to be played, they will bring illness, hospitalization and even death to their campuses and communities. They can’t know what they will unleash. They’re just guessing and hoping.”

For longer than there has been a pandemic I have been suffering from a near-terminal case of Harbaugh.

I even talked my Doctor (a Notre Dame Grad but here in the south, what you going to do) to put ‘Suffers from Harbaugh’ on my official Medical Record.

That being said, I like Jimmy “I lost the Brown Jug” (in case he thinks I forgot about Rickey Foggie and Lou Hotlz’s one year with the Golden Gophers) Harbaugh.

And I understand, if not Jimmy then … who?

I don’t think His Evilness Urban Myer will come out of retirement but I would … well …

So I resigned to being good but not great.

And the only real goals left for me as a Michigan fan is to be 1) The first team to 1,000 wins (sometime now in 2024) and 2) not let Ohio State pass us in all time wins in the Michigan – Ohio State series … in my lifetime (58-51-6) so they got to grind out a few wins in the next 8 years.

So what do I have to say?

I agree with Ms. Brennan.

Michigan Football was here before I was born and will be here after I die someday.

I feel the pandemic is real.

I feel we can take time to pause and be safe.

I can wait.

And, as Coach Schembechlor said, “Those who remain will be Champions.”

9.9.2020 – enchantment is cast

enchantment is cast

upon you by all those things

you don’t have need for

I finished up work on time last night and my commute home took as long as it took me to walk from the back room to the kitchen.

My wife was about to leave for the grocery store and I asked, ‘Can I come along?’

Working from home has it positives and I am not sure I am ready to sing the I miss the drive to downtown Atlanta blues, but aside from our walks I do not often leave home between Sunday and Saturday.

My wife looked at me like I was up to something.

I just wanted to get out.

“I just have a few things,” she said.

OK.

“You can’t ask for anything.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OK.

And off we went.

A trip to the grocery store.

If you can separate it down to its parts, it is bizarre and amazing.

Eudora Welty wrote in her short story, “The Corner Store” or “The Little Store,” that “Running in out of the sun, you met what seemed total obscurity inside. There were almost tangible smells – licorice recently sucked in a child’s cheek, dill-pickle brine that had leaked through a paper sack in a fresh trail across the wooden floor, ammonia-loaded ice that had been hoisted from wet crocker sacks and slammed into the icebox with its sweet butter at the door, and perhaps the smell of still-untrapped mice.”

Kroger is a long way from the Corner Store of Ms. Welty’s Jackson, Mississippi.

Running in out of the sun, you are met with bright lights but still the tangible smells.

But the scope and breadth and width of all the available stuff is still there as well.

Ms. Welty wrote, “Its confusion may have been in the eye of its beholder.

I also thought of Bill Bryson’s comments on a visit to the Liverpool Docks.

Mr. Bryson wrote, ” . . . gazing out on miles of motionless waterfront, it was impossible to believe that until quite recently – and for 200 proud and prosperous years before that – Liverpool’s 10 miles of docks and shipyards provided employment for 100,000 people directly or indirectly. Tobacco from Africa and Virginia, palm oil from the South Pacific, copper from Chile, jute from India, and almost any other commodity you could care to name passed through here on its way to begin made into something useful.” (Notes from a small island, London : Doubleday, 1995).

All the world was brought together for me here under one roof.

And my wife had already said, “You can’t ask for anything.”

So into Kroger we went.

Oreos from somewhere.

Giant apples.

Slabs of fish, and steak and ribs.

Coffees and teas from everywhere.

Fruity drinks and salty chips.

Frozen foods that covered any other type of eatable that wasn’t fresh.

Was there anything you could eat that wasn’t here?

Was they anything that I needed?

No, not really.

But as Ms. Welty wrote, “Enchantment is cast upon you by all those things you weren’t supposed to have need for.”

I was under an enchantment.

I wanted everything.

Kroger.

Where the world comes together just for me.

9.6.2020 – From Warren Harding

From Warren Harding
to now, evidence enough
to upset Darwin

Adapted from Henry Adams in his book, The Education of Henry Adams, when Mr. Adams, with his membership in THE Adams family of Massachusetts and his somewhat familial ownership of the concept of The United States if not in fact that his family DID create the country, said “The progress of Evolution from President Washington to President Grant was alone evidence enough to upset Darwin.”

What he would say today would have to be recorded between bouts of projectile vomiting but I have no doubt he would have something to say.

8.27.2020 – easy shots to take

easy shots to take
at who rose to prominence
different era

Not sure where I am going with any of this but I was thinking of Dorothy Parker.

I don’t often spend any time thinking about Dorothy Parker.

And aside from the wonderful, “What fresh hell is this?’ line that she was noted for saying when the phone rang, I am not sure I know much of her work.

On the other hand, if I was known for being the author of the line, “What fresh hell is this?” when the phone rang I would die a happy man.

But I digress.

Ms. Parker has always been there as someone someone should read.

She wrote criticism and commentary for any number of magazines and newspapers.

She co-wrote the screen play for the movie A Star is Born starring Lady Gaga which was a remake of the movie starring Barbara Streisand, which was a remake of the movie starring Judy Garland, which was a remake of the movie starring Janet Gaynor.

It was for the original version with Janet Gaynor that earned Ms. Parker an Oscar Nomination in 1937 for Best Adaptation.

I recently watched a bio-pic about her titled, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.

The Vicious Circle being the group of writers and critics who gathered at the Algonquin Hotel in New York City to sit at their famous round table in the hotel’s restaurant.

It was a who’s who of the wits and writers of American in the 1930’s.

It might have been as if the best of the best of the casts and writers of Saturday Night Live met for lunch each day/

I put Ms. Parker into the GOOGLE and came across an article titled, VEIL OF LAUGHTER, a review of the movie, by Randy Sue Coburn.

In this article which seemed to be more of a defense of Ms. Parker than a review, and maybe it was as it was written by one of the movies co-writers.

Ms. Coburn included this paragraph.

From that point onward, Parker’s output dwindled, but she remained an icon for young women who dreamt of breaking into journalism and dazzling all the men around them. Several years after John Keats’s less-than-empathetic biography of Parker appeared in 1970, however, one such woman, Nora Ephron, devoted her column in Esquire to denouncing Parker as a role model, promoting the comforts of sisterhood over the dubious distinction of being the only woman at the table. As much as I probably agreed with Ephron then, this now seems an easy sort of shot to take at someone who rose to prominence in an entirely different era.

The writer then goes on to point out that, “In Parker’s heyday, few starkly personal literary novels were being written by her “sisters.” One of these was Zelda Fitzgerald, and we all know what happened to her.”

But I was struck by the line, “this now seems an easy sort of shot to take at someone who rose to prominence in an entirely different era.

When I was in college I had wonderful professor who constantly banged on three themes.

Clarity, Compassion and ‘avoid present-mindedness’.

More than once papers written for this guy came back with bright spirals in thick red magic marker all over a page with the text, “I AM COMPLETELY LOST” written on it.

He would yell at us, “YOU ARE THE EXPERT HERE. so take YOUR READER by the HAND!”

He invoked compassion.

We as students of history were ready to blow George III, George Brinton McClellan or George Bush out of the water with all the sanctimonious self righteousness that college students seem to have great supplies of.

“YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT THEM, but WHAT DON’T YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM that might change your point of view?”, the professor would challenge.

He was very proud of me when I pointed out that General William Howe might have been reluctant to wipe out George Washington at the Battle of Long Island after witnessing the slaughter at the Battle of Bunker Hill along with the fact that that the General’s older brother, George Howe, had been killed in the French and Indian War leading an attack on Fort Ticonderoga.

And he warned and warned against a sense of what he called, “Present Minded-Ness.”

All the things we take for granted today, even something as simple as clean fresh water, was not the norm 200 years ago.

He cautioned us to not make judgments or hold folks to a standard of today that didn’t apply back in history.

So looking back in time, where to start.

I have no problems with taking down Confederate monuments that aren’t part of historical battlefield parks.

But what then.

As Ms. Coburn writes, there are a seems to be a lot of an easy sort of shot to take at someone who rose to prominence in an entirely different era.

I remember the last time I was in Cooperstown, which was a long time ago, and there was a sign outside the Hall of Fame that stated something along the lines that the information in the plaques honoring the members of the Baseball Hall of Fame was correct at the time of the members induction.

I think this mostly had to due with naming Babe Ruth the all leader in Home Runs and Ty Cobb the all time leader in stolen bases and such like.

Maybe we just need signs all around the United States that some things are there and the way they are because it was correct at the time.

I can’t say that is a good idea.

I do agree there are some things that need to come down.

There are some people who don’t need to be remembered.

At the same time, the signs at the Concentration Camps say ‘Never Again’ and ‘Never Forget.’

Sad to say it seems we NEED those reminders.

In the Old Chapel at the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY there are granite shields for all 14 of George Washington’s Generals.

One shield is blank.

No names and no dates.

It is a plaque for General Benedict Arnold.

A reminder for a story and a man that all you need to hear is his name to know why it is blank.

So there you are.

Back to Ms. Dorothy Parker.

They say she felt that if only she could write like a man.

Here is her poem, “Inventory:”.

Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

I guess she does okay as who she was.

When Ms. Parker died in 1967 she left her estate to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr, with the note that if anything happened to Dr, King, her estate would go to the NAACP.

Ms. Parker’s ashes were buried on the grounds of the NAACP Nation Headquarters in Baltimore, MD under a circle of bricks in memory of the Algonquin Round Table.

Royalties on her writings are still paid to the NAACP.

I am not sure I am aware of better way to go out of this life.

She was known for her wit and comments are the current passing scene.

Today she would be on a panel on CNN.

And what might she say?

This fits.

“You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks”

8.15.2020 – truth will set you free

truth will set you free
but first it, the truth, will make
you miserable

The World Wide Web attributes the quote, “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable,” to President James Garfield.

There is no citation to when and where President Garfield said this.

From what little I know of President Garfield, he most likely would have used shall in place of will had he really said this.

But there it is.

The ironic part for President Garfield is the application of this quote to his life.

He was shot in the back.

He lingered for months and finally died.

He died not from the gunshot but from the infection of the wound.

His assassin put forward at his trial that he didn’t kill President Garfield but that his own doctors did.

That was the truth and from what I have read President Garfield’s last weeks were miserable.

Regardless the point fits for today.

C19, Congress, the President, the election … the truth about it just makes me miserable.

Another quote of President Garfield, also without citation is:

There are men and women who make the world better just by being the kind of people they are. They have the gift of kindness or courage or loyalty or integrity. It really matters very little whether they are behind the wheel of a truck or running a business or bringing up a family. The teach the truth by living it.

I am struck by the line, “They have the gift of kindness or courage or loyalty or integrity.

The gift of kindness.

Courage.

Loyalty.

Integrity.

Where are these men and women today?

I know they are out there.

I hope they are.