permitting over
accumulation of books
in the premises
Adapted from the article, Too Many Books? and sub headed, Mendel Uminer faced a crisis when his landlord objected to the 10,000 volumes in his New York studio apartment by Alex Vadukul, a features writer for the Styles section of The New York Times, specializing in stories about New York City.
Mr. Vadukul quotes Mr. Uminer as saying, ““I’m always reading,” Uminer, 31, said. “I’m reading to extract knowledge. Every book I own, I need. My library is my manual for life.”
Mr. Vadukul writes about Mr. Uminer, “that He worked as a freelance Hebrew translator and used the apartment as the headquarters for his fledgling literary journal, Notarikon Review, hosting parties that gained a reputation among quarters of New York’s literary underclass. Striving writers drank beer among the teetering stacks while arguing over foreign affairs and Greek poetry.
The stacks kept rising as Uminer added his hauls from thrift shops, book dealers and eBay deliveries. “I don’t think of myself as a hoarder,” he said, “but I guess my building did.”
This past winter, he received a notice from building management. “You are violating a substantial obligation of your tenancy,” it began. “You are maintaining the Premises in a severely overcluttered condition; permitting the over-accumulation of books in the Premises; creating a fire hazard by over-accumulating combustible books in the Premises.”
Mr. Vadukul quotes a friend of Mr. Uminer, “I think it’s possible his landlord might have their priorities misplaced, or might not understand him. If you’re not steeped in his culture, maybe his library does look chaotic. But I’d argue it only looks like a mess. I’ll bet he can tell you where every single book is in his apartment.”
I did not know that maintaining the Premises in a severely overcluttered condition by permitting the over-accumulation of books in the Premises; creating a fire hazard by over-accumulating combustible books in the Premises, was a crime.
I sure knew books burned.
Think of the stories of the burning of the Library of Alexandria by Julius Caesar and the stories of the great Los Angeles Public Library Fire of 1986.
But that you could be cited for the over-accumulation of books in the premises?
Just something wrong there.
I think of the self graded quiz prepared by writer Paul Fussell so that readers could look over their homes and come up a rating for the ‘class’ radiated by said home.
The higher the score, the more ‘class’ inherent in the home.
These questions were part of the quiz.
Bookcase(s) partially filled with books – add 5
Any old leather bindings more than 75 years old – add 6
Bookcase(s) filled with books – add 7
Overflow books stacked on floor, chairs, ETC – add 6
Today, maintaining the Premises in a severely overcluttered condition by permitting the over-accumulation of books in the Premises; creating a fire hazard by over-accumulating combustible books in the Premises, is a violation.
Just one more sign of the approaching apocalypse.





