I saw him and he
saw me at same time, Second bite,
one that broke the bones
And other reason to stay out of the woods.
“Allen Minish was alone and surveying land for a real estate agent in a wooded, remote part of Alaska, putting some numbers into his GPS unit when he looked up and saw a large brown bear walking about 30ft (10 meters) away.”
This is better (or worse) than the story from down here in the low country and the dog and the alligator.
That headline was, “Didn’t even have time to bark!”