I did it myself
it did not work, back to store
our motto, said Lowes
It was a moment of remarkable candor so I am remarking about it.
Fixing a dripping kitchen sink, I bought the wrong part at Lowes.
When I went back to get the right part, I announced to the clerk at the Customer Returns Desk that, “I did it myself and it did not work.”
He came right back, “That’s our motto!”