1.28.2020 – Edge of the abyss.

Edge of the abyss.
Fall in? Fall out? Fall Over?
I know where I am!

A physicist is pulled over for speeding.

“Do you know how fast you were going?” says the cop.

“No,” says the physicist, “but I know where I am.”

A good example of why there is a lack of science humor despite the success of the Big Bang Theory TV show.

An interesting show that ran out of wit in season 2 and added girlfriends and 2 and a half men punch lines.

I am not sure how long could the show could have lasted on just jokes about physics but I digress.

I took the trash out last night and looked up at the moon.

Sky was clear for the first time in a long time.

Moon was a brilliant Waxing Crescent with Venus shining, BLAZING in the sky close by.

I went inside and to get my grand daughter and carried her out in her bare feet to see the show.

I miss Orion down here in the south.

As a kid in Michigan, going out sledding on cold nights in January, Orion filled the sky.

Looking at stars I get nervous that I am standing on the surface of this planet and there is nothing between my head and the moon.

Nothing between my head and Venus.

Nothing between my head and the starts.

The moon is about 238,855 miles away.

Venus is 162 million miles away.

Stars I don’t want to think about.

Thinking this way makes me feel … small.

I remember that film we all watched back along the way somewhere.

So pleases to learn that THAT film is available.

Why am I not surprised that it was created by the Film Board of Canada.

If you haven’t seen it, from a kid rowing in a park a camera zooms away deep into space.

Then the camera stops zooming out and zooms back in and disappears into the cells and atoms of the kid.

It is available on YouTube.

The concept is also made plain in Horton Hear’s a Who by Doc Suess.

You remember, “BOIL THAT DUST SPECK!”

Watching Cosmic Zoom, looking at the moon, who is to say Suess isn’t right?

How does all this fit?

I am reminded of Uncle Albert Einstein’s, “My religiosity consists in a humble admiration of the infinitely superior spirit that reveals itself in the little that we, with our weak and transitory understanding, can comprehend of reality.”

How much of what Uncle Albert ever said was what Uncle Albert really thought.

Is something valuable because of who said it?

Or is the value in the thought expressed?

Humble admiration of the infinitely superior spirit.

The little we can comprehend.

Little is the word.

Standing on the surface of this planet.

Out under the moon and planets.

I know where I am.

1.27.2020 – Wonderful new word!

Wonderful new word!
Soppressatta! At same time,
new pizza topping
.

Our youngest son has been auditioning for various summer dance programs.

All the auditions so far have been at the Atlanta Ballet studio in West Midtown, Atlanta.

The prize in this box of Cracker Jack is that my wife and I get a couple of hours to be downtown.

Not that we need an excuse to go downtown, but it helps.

Yesterday we went out for a late lunch.

We had stopped in at this spot for a cup of coffee last week and decided to go back and try the food.

The menu was filled with new words.

New words that I guessed were also new names for old foods much like Patagonian toothfish shows up on menus as Chilean Sea Bass.

Words like Muhammara, Chorizo, Guanciale and Boerewors.*

Yeah sure.

Like the old coach in the movie, The Natural, says to Robert Redford when they go out for Italian food, “You can’t pronounce it but it sure does eat good.”

One word stuck me.

Soppressatta.

Soppressatta?

Pronouced sop·pres·sa·ta, we had to ask the server what it was.

She smiles and says, ‘Its a fancy Italian sausage, like pepperoni.”

Sounded okay.

The pizza came with tomatoes, big leaves of basil and these paper thin, silver dollar sized slices of what I guessed was the Soppressatta.

Tasted great.

Just like soppressatta was supposed to taste.

At least to me it did.

In a way it was like the stories about the Connoisseur who samples a 200 year old bottle of supposed fine wine.

The Connoisseur  pronounces the wine as excellent but then not too many, if any people KNOW what a 200 year old bottle of fine wine is SUPPOSED to taste like.

I enjoyed the soppressatta.

I loved the word.

Soppressatta.

“So PRESS at ta”, I said out loud.

“So PRESS a ta Don Corleone”, I said out loud until my wife told me to shut up.

I had to get out the Google.

Ever have one of those moments where maybe you really did not want to know?

The Google reported that soppressatta is an Italian pressed sausage made with Pig’s head, tongue, belly and stomach.

I left it there.

I did not ask the server about the origins of their soppressatta.

When I thought about it for a bit I decided, so what?

It tasted great.

This place proclaims …

To the mindful, to the curious
to the brilliantly flawed.
To those seeking comfort, respite,
splendor, and sustenance…
The Bold Monk welcomes you.

Quite a statement for a restaurant.

If you decide to eat in a restaurant that makes such a statement, don’t ask what it is in the sausage.

Just eat it.

Seek the comfort.

Seek the respite.

Enjoy it when you find it.

*Muhammara – a thick pomegranate syrup, can be found at Middle Eastern markets
Chorizo – mixture of chopped pork meat, pork fat, salt, whole pepper grains, cinnamon, achiote
Guanciale – an Italian cured meat product prepared from pork jowl or cheeks
Boerewors– coarsely minced beef and spices

1.23.2020 – one haiku a day

one haiku a day
three hundred sixty five days
keeps doctor away

WordPress says I have made 365 posts to my blog, No Haiku for You.

When this started, I had no idea I would keep at for a year.

I had no idea how much I would come to enjoy it.

Even look forward to it.

It is how I start my day.

It is how I go through my day.

Ask my wife how many times I hear a phrase or comment and say ‘There is a haiku there.”

I carry a notebook to write these thoughts down.

As I read, I take note of words, combinations of words, use of language and the odd old quote.

Words that show that, “Words of the world are the life of the world,” as I quoted Brendan Gill on Wallace Stevens.

I reproduce, rewrite, repurpose those words and thoughts in 17 syllables.

Are they real Haiku?

Do they follow the rules of Haiku?

Can the rules of Haiku be adhered to using the English Language?

Well, you have me there.

I don’t know.

Seems like I was taught somewhere back in grade school that a haiku was a 5 – 7 – 5 syllable expression of thoughts and that is good enough for me.

If someone reads or comments on my thoughts so much the better.

It has been therapeutic for me regardless.

My psychiatrist.

My confessional.

My outlet.

So there you are.

1.22.2020 – injured innocence

injured innocence
element of genuine
incomprehension

What?

Who?

Me?

When was compassion removed from this world?

In the Holiday classic, a Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown expresses his feelings over the list of requested items in his little sister’s letter to Santa.

In response, Sally Brown, the little sister, exclaims with injured innocence and an element of genuine incomprehension, “All I want is what I … I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.”

Left unsaid is, “What’s wrong with that?”

Watching the news.

Reading the papers.

Surfing online and seeing intolerance.

Not on your life.

Don’t tread on me!

So many stories and viewpoints are easier to understand when I realize the people in the stories and with the viewpoints are stating their opinions with injured innocence and an element of genuine incomprehension.

Their look, their words, even their posture, says that all they want is their fair share.

What’s wrong with that?

All they may want is their fair share.

But something tells me.

Maybe it’s something I hope.

Maybe it’s something I fear for them.

Maybe it’s something I fear for myself.

I am in that boat with all the people I read about.

And I fear, that they, and I, will get what is coming to us.

1.3.2020 – flower versus flour

flower versus flour
two syllables against one
Lose a syllable?

I am always counting syllables.

I see a bumper sticker or a bill board while driving and I divide the words into syllables.

I ran across this anomaly the other day.

Flower and Flour.

Sound very much the same.

But in pronunciation, very different.

I was intrigued.

According to the website, https://www.howmanysyllables.com/, a syllable is the sound of a vowel that is created when pronouncing an A, E, I, O, U, or Y.

Flour is pronounced: fl-ow-r.

The O and U make one vowel sound, ow. The remaining sound is made by the R, which is not a vowel.

Since there is only 1 vowel sound from the vowels “ou”, there can be only 1 syllable.

flower is pronounced: fl-ow-er.

The OW make one vowel sound. The remaining sound is made by the ER.

Since the E is a vowel and there are two vowel sounds, flower is 2 syllables.

I should have known.

Have to love words.