12.2.2023 – the bummage is a

the bummage is a
more dramatic picture than
the celebration

From the paragraph:

Yet the heart of the gig is straightforward. “It’s storytelling,” Esocoff says. “My job is to make the audio and the video match as closely as I can.” He clings to pillars of classic narrative: cause and effect, triumph and defeat. “If the QB hits the receiver for 75 yards up the seam, it’s probably because he had plenty of time to throw. So we’re going to find a shot that shows you the pass protection. You want to show both sides of an event. I always say, the hero on a play is no more important than the goat. So right away I’ll be in the ear of my cameramen: ‘56 blue is the goat.’ A word I use a lot is ‘bummage.’ I want to see the bummage. Because a lot of times the bummage is a more dramatic picture than the celebration.”

From the article, Behind the Scenes of the Most Spectacular Show On TV by Jody Rosen, in the New York Times on Dec. 2. 2023.

I loved this article and as anyone who remembers the glory days of Monday Night Football, it sounds very familiar, especially the line, I want to see the bummage. Because a lot of times the bummage is a more dramatic picture than the celebration.

This thought was made famous by the famous camera shot of Joe Namath showing exteme bummage.

According to legend, the shot was called by the man who invented Monday Night Football, Roone Arledge, who happened into the control truck at the moment and called for the camera …
Maybe it happened that way.

Maybe it didn’t.

But I’ll hold with it.

And as I life long Detroit Lions fan, I know bummage when I see it.

11.25.2023 – bury Michigan?

bury Michigan?
when they closed coffin, there was
someone else inside

Inspired by Bob Ufer as he said on the radio on November 20, 1976.

“Ohio Came To Bury Michigan, All Wrapped In Maize And Blue
The Words Were Said, The Prayers Were Read And Everybody Cried
But When They Closed The Coffin, There Was Someone Else Inside!

The Bucks Came To Bury The Wolverines – But Michigan Wasn’t Dead,
And When The Game Was Over, It Was Someone Else Instead.

Twenty-Two Michigan Wolverines Put On The Gloves Of Gray,
And As Cavender Played “The Victors”, They Laid Woody Hayes Away!”

I was raised on Woody Hayes.

Woody Hayes lived under my bed and if I got out of bed in the middle of the night, Woody might grab me and take me off to Columbus.

Now I live in Carolina.

And nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina and write silly things about a football game up North.

But who cares.

Michigan has now won one thousand and one college football games.

A Roman using roman numerals would add it up like this, MI.

As in Michigan.

As in Mike.

I’m good with that.

11.18.2023 – those whom God wishes

those whom God wishes
to destroy, he first deprives
of reason, makes proud

Readers of this blog with know that 1) I am a fan of the University of Michigan Football team and 2) I have been tracking the accumulated wins of the football program to 1000 wins for some years.

I predicted this win would come in 2023 but along came Covid.

No matter, I figured nothing could stop the wins from piling up until Michigan was the first team ever in organized american football to win 1000 games.

Never did I imagine that HOW they won those games would be called into question.

Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat.

The saying is Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.

Literally from the Latin it can be translated as Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first deprives of reason.

Boy howdy but does that seem to fit the bill.

The Coaching staff at Michigan had to have lost their minds and all reason to embrace and allow such a nutzo-dumbo scheme for stealing signs from other teams as is being documented in the newspapers daily.

I keep asking why?

Then I remember how Tom Clancy adapted the phrase.

He wrote, “Those whom God wishes to destroy … he first makes proud.

There it is.

Caught with no alibi and no explanation.

Proud.

Pride.

So dumb.

I have been waiting for this day for years and it’s dead sea fruit that turns to ashes in my mouth.

At one point in my life we lived across the street from Dr. Julius Franks who was the first All American Football player at Michigan who happened to be black.

I was despondent after a game that Michigan lost one weekend and he looked at me and said, “None of that. No time for that. Got to get back up. Got a game next week. No time for that.”

As a side note, Dr. Franks once took me and my sons to a Western Michigan Football game (where he was a Regent (ex-officio) and on the drive we talked about everything under the sun.

Without warning, I changed the subject and asked, “How did your team do against Notre Dame?”

Remember this was on a long drive on a fall afternoon and we had been talking about everything under the sun.

Beat them!“, Dr. Franks responded without hestitation, “We went down there and Beat them!”

It had been more than 40 years ago.

So Michigan has won 1000 games.

It isn’t the way I planned to feel.

It isn’t the way I wanted it to happen.

But no time for that.

Nope, none of that.

So for me and the boys of 811 Packard in Ann Arbor.

And for the years of living with 4 guys in a 2 person apartment.

For all the blue books and papers.

And all the memories of what has gone on before.

And all the memories of what has gone on since.

Michigan has won 1000 football games.

I have been lucky to be a part of it.

Go Blue!

11.14.2023 – it’s OK unless

it’s OK unless
overly convoluted
entirely stupid

David Hale, ESPN Staff Writer, in his article, College football Week 11 highlights: Top plays, games, takeaways, commented on the the University of Michigan and sign-gate writing:

It’s a story that will be adjudicated — by the Big Ten, by fans, by media, by courts, by Connor Stalions’ vacuum company investors — with only a passing nod to due process, objective truth or reasoned context.

After all, it’s OK to discern the opponent’s signs from TV copy, or the all-22, or to call up former graduate assistants to dish on their old team, but it’s not OK to buy a ticket, sit in the stands and watch. Whether that makes sense might be a worthy question, but the only issue at hand is whether Michigan broke a rule — a literal written rule and, perhaps, the unwritten rule in which gamesmanship is OK unless it’s overly convoluted, entirely stupid and executed by a guy with a hilarious name.

Whether any of this makes sense might be a worthy question.

I am reminded of something my brother Jack once said.

Jack went to Michigan in late 1960’s as was as close to being a hippie as any one in our family.

Not sure how much, but I do think he took part in the anti-war protests that made Ann Arbor and Port Huron famous.

All I know for sure is that there is a story of Jack talking with one of his Ann Arbor buddies, both of them now respected lawyers, and the buddy said my bother, with some relief, ‘aren’t you happy that Ann Arbor Police announced they had just cleaned house and threw out all those records from when we were in school?’

I also remember a summer afternoon where Jack fell in the lake with his wallet in his back pocket.

Like you do in those moments, he emptied his wallet of everything and spread it out to dry and wonder of wonder, there was his 15 year old draft card.

He looked at if for a minute.

Then he got some matches and lit it on fire and watched as his draft card burned up.

I thought it would feel like more,” he said.

But I digress.

Jack would watch Michigan football games with us as a family and he was such a fan, he made notes of almost every play on a yellow pad as he watched.

I asked him once what he did with his notes and said “nothing, he just took notes to keep from falling asleep.

So about 20 years, in a marketing effort, the University of Michigan made these cutouts, twenty five feet high, out of steel panels from the words of the Michigan fight song.

These panels were fastened to the outside of the stadium is what became known as the ‘Halo’.

It lasted two years as the the fans and alumni went nutz.

How ugly.

How crass.

How stupid.

How dumb.

Awful.

Didn’t seem to be particularly well executed.

Ugliest.

I I asked Jack what he thought.

He was silent then he said, “Entirely Appropriate!”

Wading through sign-gate, I know exactly what he means.

11/8/2023 – literally good

literally good
at nothing but for winning
it’s ridiculous

Adapted from the line, “They’re literally good at nothing, other than winning the game,” Dan Graziano, an NFL insider, said on ESPN. “It’s ridiculous.” in the story, 17 years, zero losing seasons: Mike Tomlin’s coaching genius rumbles on by Dave Caldwell in the Guardian.

I am reminded of the baseball player/manager, Eddie Stanky about whom Leo Durocher once said:

Can’t hit.

Can’t run.

Can’t field.

He just knows how to win.

Legend has it that a Coach once said to Michael Jordan that there was no “I” in team.

Mr. Jordan replied, ‘There is in win.

Winning.

Winning.

Winning.

Coach Lombardi is supposed to have said that ‘Winning isn’t everything … it’s the only thing.

Sports, politics, life itself.

Winning.

Winning.

Winning.

But off in the wings in Mr. Shakespeare.

As Big Bill put it when he has Banquo (Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3) say:

But ’tis strange.

And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,

The instruments of darkness tell us truths,

Win us with honest trifles, to betray’s

In deepest consequence.

Big Bill back in 1606 and he describes the American political theater of 2023.

‘Tis strange … and most ridiculous.