11.17.2022 – Lord, give me this day

Lord, give me this day
my opinion and forgive
the one yesterday

Adapted from the line:

For my part,” an editorial writer ended his silence, “I begin each bright morning with praying: Lord, give me this day my daily opinion and forgive me the one I had yesterday.”

As it appeared in the poem, “The People, Yes!” by Carl Sandburg.

According to Wikipedia, The People, Yes is a book-length poem written by Carl Sandburg and published in 1936. The 300 page work is thoroughly interspersed with references to American culture, phrases, and stories (such as the legend of Paul Bunyan). Published at the height of the Great Depression, the work lauds the perseverance of the American people in notably plain-spoken language. It was written over an eight-year period. It is Sandburg’s last major book of poetry.

As it says, The People, Yes, lauds the perseverance of the American people in notably plain-spoken language.

It is also one of the great collections of one-liners in my personal experience until Garrison Keillor published his Pretty Good Joke book.

Mr. Sandburg includes:

“Man,” spoke up an anthropologist, “is a two-legged animal with¬ out feathers, the only one who cooks his food, uses an alpha¬ bet, carries firearms, drinks when he is not thirsty, and practices love with an eye on birth control.”

“Shakespeare is the greatest writer of them all, a dead Englishman and you have to read him in high school or you don’t pass.

“I want money,” said the editorial writer who knew where he got it, “in order to buy the time to get the things that money will not buy.”

I close with this blessing.

May you live to eat the hen that scratches over your grave.

11.16.2022 – a whole lot I don’

a whole lot I don’
un’erstan’ but goin’ away
ain’t gonna ease us

Adapted from a passage in The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck where Ma says to Tom …

“Tom! They’s a whole lot I don’ un’erstan’.

But goin’ away ain’t gonna ease us.

It’s gonna bear us down.”

And she went on, “They was the time when we was on the lan’.

They was a boundary to us then.

Ol’ folks died off, an’ little fellas come, an’ we was always one thing – we was the fambly – kinda whole and clear. An’ now we ain’t clear no more.

I can’t get straight.

They ain’t nothin’ keeps us clear.

Al – he’s a-hankerin’ an’ a-jibbitin’ to go off on his own. An’ Uncle John is jus’ a-draggin’ along. Pa’s lost his place. He ain’t the head no more.

We’re crackin’ up, Tom.

There ain’t no fambly now.

An’ Rosasharn – ” She looked around and found the girl’s wide eyes. “She gonna have her baby an’ they won’t be no fambly.

I don’ know.

I been a-tryin’ to keep her goin’.

Winfiel’ – what’s he gonna be, this-a-way?

Gettin’ wild, an’ Ruthie too – like animals.

Got nothin’ to trus’.

Don’ go, Tom.

Stay an’ help.”

Watching the NEXT election cycle of 2024 starting to warm up along with just most of life right now, I am thinking, hey’s a whole lot I don’ un’erstan’.

But what can you do?

But goin’ away ain’t gonna ease us.

I guess I should stay an’ help.

11.14.2022 – no recognition

no recognition
it’s exciting searching for
anonymity

In the article, Don’t mention the penalties! England’s 1990 team look back at the World Cup match that changed everything, by Simon Hattenstone, the writer tracks down as many members of the team as he can.

Mr. Hattenstone writes this about David Platt. (Full disclosure, I had never heard of the man,)

David Platt came on for the injured Bryan Robson against the Netherlands and went on to have a wonderful World Cup.

He scored three of England’s eight goals, including a famous acrobatic winner against Belgium.

That volley came in the final minute of extra time and was his first international goal.

I assumed Platt would be happy to recall his glory days but he, too, is proving elusive.

After years coaching and managing, he has now left football to focus on his business interests.

Eventually he replies, saying: “I’m afraid I don’t do media any more.”

I text back, asking why.

His reply is fuller, and more interesting, than I expect: “I’ve reached a point in my life where I’m fortunate to be able to live as I choose – within reason.

I have a couple of business interests that keep me occupied, play my golf, walk the dog, watch my boy play sport.

There is no need to retain my profile because I am happy living how I am doing.

I don’t need to be in the public eye, don’t need to be recognised … it’s exciting searching for anonymity.”

I liked that.

I liked that a lot.

I am going to go off and search for anonymity.

Don’t wait up.

11.13.2022 – initiatives,

initiatives,
high-tech, not always translate
to progress for all

Reading the opinion piece, The Cost of Going Cashless, by Pamela Paul, I came across this passage:

Going cashless sounds so sleek and shiny and tech-forward, but like many high-tech initiatives, it doesn’t necessarily translate into progress for all.

Given this country’s ongoing inflation, given the persistence of its profound wealth disparities, given the paycheck-to-paycheck lives of many Americans, widening another divide between the haves and the have-nots isn’t the cost-free leap forward proponents make it out to be.

Someone always pays the price.

The piece opened with the revelation that a scoop of ice cream from one of the 20 Van Leeuwen Ice Cream shops in New York City cost $6.50.

I should have stopped reading there and that seems to be just one more reason that people who live in New York City are just plain nutz.

We all know they are depressed because the light at the end of the tunnel for New Yorkers is New Jersey, but I digress.

The piece focused on how some stores, shops and restaurants are going cashless and will only accept cards and other forms of digital payment.

But I don’t live in New York City.

I live in the low country of South Carolina.

Digital payments have reached the low country but are as widely accepted as cash issued by the Confederate States of America.

For example we frequent a local pizza place.

So far as I can tell this local lady decided to get out of the southern cafe’ business and go into the pizza business.

With hired help hard to find, this lady brought her mom into the business with her.

While you can order a pizza from them online, it is a lot safer to call in your order and talk to one of the ladies.

You will get lots of ‘Hey Hun’ and ‘Okay Darlin’ in the brief conversation and you end your call with the feeling you just called a place in Mayberry.

They end the call with ‘Take us 10 minutes, so come by in 10, Got That?’

Then you drive over there and the fun starts.

What this shop needs is an old fashioned cash register.

What someone did was talked these two ladies into getting is a state of the art computer menu, ordering, payment and inventory management system.

I walk in and the bell rings and Mom comes and asks my name.

I say MIKE.

She nods and turns to the kitchen and yells ‘pie for MAAAAAAEK’ and the box is slid out onto the counter.

Mom turns to me and tells me the price of $19.20

I point to the sign and say its a tailgate special at $13.00.

She bends the sign back then turns her head upside down to read and lets the sign snap back up and says to me, ‘That’s on Friday.”

I say, ‘it IS Friday.’

She puts her hands on hips (imagine Grandma Walton in a Pizza Apron and black high top sneakers and a baseball cap), sighs, looks off and thinks for a bit and says, ‘Oh it is.’

Then she looks at my hand and sees my debit card.

And she sighs again.

She takes my card and looks at the two computer monitors to her side.

Understand that when you enter the digital world in the Low Country there is a one, single provider for everybody.

Everyone down here is on the same service.

Your wi-fi access lives and dies with this one company and when they are up we are all up, up, up!

But when they are down, we are DOWN!

If they are only half way up, they are neither up or down … but we all wait.

You should hear my son scream when he is playing XBox.

Mom selects one of the computers and leans her head back to use her bifocals and starts pressing buttons on the screen.

There is a beep and she looks around for the card holder, finds it, and sweeps my card.

There is wait and few more beeps then another sigh and she yells ‘It’s doing it again!’

Then Daughter comes out of the kitchen and she looks over the scene.

‘Mother!’ she says, ‘I said you have to use this computer’ and goes to the other monitor and she hits a bunch of buttons on the other monitor and there are few beeps.

Then Daughter says, ‘AS SOON AS IT BEEPS YOU GOT TO GIT THAT CARD IN THERE.’

And she swipes my card and they wait.

Then Mom points are the screen and says, ‘It’s doing it again.’

With a look of triumph Mom says, ‘I’d take that stupid bitch machine and throw it in the parking lot.’

That said, Mom returned to the kitchen.

Daughter starts all over again and then again and eventually rings me up and gets the my card into the machine and everything works.

Daughter hands me my receipt and says ‘Thanks MAAAAAKE, really appreciate it, Hun!’

By now I was happy to get my pizza though the show is something to see.

I didn’t have the heart to tell Daughter that she rang up full price and not my tailgate special.

She didn’t need to deal with right then … I bet it would have been interesting.

I keep telling my wife she has to come along just to experience this for herself.

We ordered another pizza the other night.

I brought a $20 bill.

The ladies were grateful.

The people in line waiting on card transactions were jealous.

As Ms. Paul wrote, “Going cashless sounds so sleek and shiny and tech-forward, but like many high-tech initiatives, it doesn’t necessarily translate into progress for all.”

11.11.2022 – poignant misery

poignant misery
dawn begins clouds sag stormy
but nothing happens

Start a new day and every part screams that it is NOT SUPPOSDED TO BE THIS WAY.

Start a new day and hope for a new beginning.

Start a new day and all that is wanted is to have what WAS before today to be what IS before today.

The poignant misery when the new day starts and dawn begins and clouds sag stormy.

The new day arrives and is a new day.

But nothing happens.

The haiku is adapted from the World War One, or the Great War as it is called elsewhere, poem, Exposure, by Wilfred Owen.

From the third stanza that goes:

The poignant misery of dawn begins to grow . . .
We only know war lasts, rain soaks, and clouds sag stormy.
Dawn massing in the east her melancholy army
Attacks once more in ranks on shivering ranks of grey,
But nothing happens.

Appropriate for Veteran’s Day, or Armistice Day as it is called elsewhere, and for many other reasons.