when can’t possibly get worse it
What am I writing about?
What AREN’T I writing about?
Actually the words in today’s haiku are in a blurb for the 2019 book, Decline and Fail: Read in Case of Political Apocalypse which is a collection of opinion pieces or ‘political sketches’ by John Crace of the Guardian.
The blurb read: There is now only one certainty in life. When things can’t possibly get any worse, they absolutely will. And so, after three years of Maybot malfunctioning and Brexit bungling, welcome to BoJo the clown’s national circus – where fun for literally none of the family is guaranteed.
Mr. Crace’s columns on the British political scene are a joy to read.
In today’s sketch, Half-witted, reckless Librium Liz may be even worse than May and Johnson, Mr. Crace writes:
But the Tories are just playing with us. It’s as if the members said: “So you think David Cameron is useless? Just wait until we give you Theresa.” And once we’d all had about enough of May, they gave us a narcissistic, sociopathic liar instead.
Now, to top it all – at least we hope so; surely there can’t be another one who is even worse? – we’ve been landed with Liz Truss. Someone who is not just half-witted and robotic, but reckless enough to bankrupt the country. The ideologue with only a tenuous grasp on reality. There’s always a job waiting for Truss in an automated call centre:
A deathless loop that sucks the life out of you.
Further on in the sketch, I was thinking that as I read:
She is the embodiment of the circle of doom on a laptop that’s crashing.
She is not AI.
She is Artificial Stupidity, programmed to carry on repeating more and more errors until she collapses in on herself.
A dead cert to win this year’s Darwin awards for those who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool.
Wire Truss up to an ECG and you’d find no activity. Just a flat line.”
… I wanted to use that old joke and ask, “But what do you really think about Ms. Truss?”
I admit that one of the appeals to me, in reading about the current situation in Britain is that both sides are on the same side that the current leadership is clueless.
This is a myopic view for me to take as I don’t live there or follow much news other than the Guardian and there may be news sources that support Ms. Truss.
From my limited browsing however it does seem that she is being bailed on by her own party.
For me, it is that never never land of a certain political party here in the US admitting that a certain someone indeed does not have any clothes, let alone new clothes, on at all.
I can hope.
BUT I enjoy the writing and the caustic nature and the vocabulary very much.
I think it must have been fun to write.
But I also think there is a down side.
Just like with time, Great Britain is about 5 hours ahead of us.
Stayed tuned for the US version coming soon.