11.14.2023 – it’s OK unless

it’s OK unless
overly convoluted
entirely stupid

David Hale, ESPN Staff Writer, in his article, College football Week 11 highlights: Top plays, games, takeaways, commented on the the University of Michigan and sign-gate writing:

It’s a story that will be adjudicated — by the Big Ten, by fans, by media, by courts, by Connor Stalions’ vacuum company investors — with only a passing nod to due process, objective truth or reasoned context.

After all, it’s OK to discern the opponent’s signs from TV copy, or the all-22, or to call up former graduate assistants to dish on their old team, but it’s not OK to buy a ticket, sit in the stands and watch. Whether that makes sense might be a worthy question, but the only issue at hand is whether Michigan broke a rule — a literal written rule and, perhaps, the unwritten rule in which gamesmanship is OK unless it’s overly convoluted, entirely stupid and executed by a guy with a hilarious name.

Whether any of this makes sense might be a worthy question.

I am reminded of something my brother Jack once said.

Jack went to Michigan in late 1960’s as was as close to being a hippie as any one in our family.

Not sure how much, but I do think he took part in the anti-war protests that made Ann Arbor and Port Huron famous.

All I know for sure is that there is a story of Jack talking with one of his Ann Arbor buddies, both of them now respected lawyers, and the buddy said my bother, with some relief, ‘aren’t you happy that Ann Arbor Police announced they had just cleaned house and threw out all those records from when we were in school?’

I also remember a summer afternoon where Jack fell in the lake with his wallet in his back pocket.

Like you do in those moments, he emptied his wallet of everything and spread it out to dry and wonder of wonder, there was his 15 year old draft card.

He looked at if for a minute.

Then he got some matches and lit it on fire and watched as his draft card burned up.

I thought it would feel like more,” he said.

But I digress.

Jack would watch Michigan football games with us as a family and he was such a fan, he made notes of almost every play on a yellow pad as he watched.

I asked him once what he did with his notes and said “nothing, he just took notes to keep from falling asleep.

So about 20 years, in a marketing effort, the University of Michigan made these cutouts, twenty five feet high, out of steel panels from the words of the Michigan fight song.

These panels were fastened to the outside of the stadium is what became known as the ‘Halo’.

It lasted two years as the the fans and alumni went nutz.

How ugly.

How crass.

How stupid.

How dumb.

Awful.

Didn’t seem to be particularly well executed.

Ugliest.

I I asked Jack what he thought.

He was silent then he said, “Entirely Appropriate!”

Wading through sign-gate, I know exactly what he means.

11/8/2023 – literally good

literally good
at nothing but for winning
it’s ridiculous

Adapted from the line, “They’re literally good at nothing, other than winning the game,” Dan Graziano, an NFL insider, said on ESPN. “It’s ridiculous.” in the story, 17 years, zero losing seasons: Mike Tomlin’s coaching genius rumbles on by Dave Caldwell in the Guardian.

I am reminded of the baseball player/manager, Eddie Stanky about whom Leo Durocher once said:

Can’t hit.

Can’t run.

Can’t field.

He just knows how to win.

Legend has it that a Coach once said to Michael Jordan that there was no “I” in team.

Mr. Jordan replied, ‘There is in win.

Winning.

Winning.

Winning.

Coach Lombardi is supposed to have said that ‘Winning isn’t everything … it’s the only thing.

Sports, politics, life itself.

Winning.

Winning.

Winning.

But off in the wings in Mr. Shakespeare.

As Big Bill put it when he has Banquo (Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3) say:

But ’tis strange.

And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,

The instruments of darkness tell us truths,

Win us with honest trifles, to betray’s

In deepest consequence.

Big Bill back in 1606 and he describes the American political theater of 2023.

‘Tis strange … and most ridiculous.

11.5.2023 – same of truly rude,

same of truly rude,
giant or smelly person
made an impression

So what do you say when a guy like that dies?

John Feinstein, who wrote the bestselling book about Knight called “A Season on the Brink” said last week in the Washington Post that Knight’s two biggest flaws were pretending that he didn’t care what people thought of him (when he actually cared too much) and always having to have the last word, even if it hurt others and himself.

Still, Feinstein wrote, “He made an indelible impression on anyone who met him.”

That’s true.

But the same could be said of a truly rude person, a truly giant person, or a truly smelly person.

Making impressions is an incomplete summary of a life.

From the article, What do you say when a guy like Bobby Knight dies? by Mitch Albom in the Detroit Free Press, 11/5/2023.

My student era at the University of Michigan started in January, 1981.

It is a long and goofy story on how I got into Michigan and a lot of things, bizarre once-in-a-lifetime pieces of the administrative puzzle had to fall into place to get me into the place, but that’s for another time.

Just say that my roommates claimed Michigan changed admission rules to make sure it would never happen again.

It was the longest of long shots that I would be a student at Michigan at the beginning of 1981 but I was so sure the bet would pay off that I figured out a way to buy student season’s tickets to Michigan Basketball.

So it was that after a whirlwind two weeks that saw me find a place to live, I boarded at a frat house, sitting in class taking notes in History of Imperial Russia while looking out the windows through the iconic columns of Angell Hall while hearing the Michigan Bell Tower strike the hours that I found myself going to my first University of Michigan game as an official student.

That game was Michigan versus Indiana.

Michigan and Mike McGee versus Indiana and Isiah Thomas.

Bill Frieder versus Bobby Knight.

I had been to a lot of Michigan Basketball games.

Michigan was famous for having one of the quietest, hard to impress, hard to get to a reaction from crowds in all of college basketball.

But not this night.

Because of Bobby Knight.

Electricity was in the air.

And it was focused on one person.

Bobby Knight.

It was kinda scarry.

My sister had been in the same building years earlier when the infamous ‘Free John Sinclair’ rally was held.

Sinclair, a Michigan Student and part of the anti war era, had been arrested on drug charges and sentenced to 5 years in jail for having two cigarettes made of weed.

To everyone’s shock and surprise, John Lennon and Oko Ono showed up.

To everyone’s shock and surprise, Mr. Lennon refused to perform any Beatles songs.

Still, my sister remembered, Mr. Lennon, in a very spooky almost sinister way, controlled that audience.

I felt that with Mr. Knight.

If he gestured, the crowd oooooooooooooooooooed.

If he looked at something the crowd urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred.

And he was just standing there watching warmups.

Once the game started the crowd went crazy.

Knight was hard to please as a coach and unfortunately for his team, they were losing to Michigan.

Knight yelled.

The crowd roared.

Knight shook his fist, the crowd almost wet its collective pants in glee.

Knight turned and kicked the scorers table and the crowd lost its mind.

With just under two minutes to go, and Indiana down by 6 points, Knight had had enough and walked off the court.

Just left his team to figure out how to lose by themselves.

Who does that?

And they crowd went absolutely bananas.

And Michigan won.

Beat Isiah Thomas.

But more, beat Bobby Knight.

And every person there that night, felt they had had a personal role in the way victory played out.

I left the game exhuasted.

We beat Bobby Knight and I was part of it.

It made an impression on me.

So what do you say when a guy like that dies?

He made beating him a lot more fun.

11.4.2023 – dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb and dumber

Yes this is an essay about the University of Michigan Football team and sign stealing but let me make it understood that this is in no way a defense or justification or an excuse for what was done and what might be done to penalize Michigan.

As far as I am concerned, there are no allegations of cheating because they did it, Michigan cheated.

As Mr. B. Bunny might say, they were caught, crimson fisted, and again as far as I am concerned, they deserve anything that might come down the road whether its a finger waving now-now-now don’t do that again or if the team has to give up (vacate is the accepted term in sport) any number of wins, championships and records for any games played while this was going on.

What this essay is about it asking the question, “How could they be so DUMB?”

Anyone one who has read this blog should know that I like Michigan football.

Anyone who says I might be a Michigan Fanatic as never been to a Michigan football game and seen what a fanatic really looks like.

As I always say, I come by this honestly.

I graduated from Michigan.

8 of my 10 brothers and sisters graduated from Michigan.

We make up, according to the Alumni Association, the largest block of siblings with Michigan degrees.

4 of my siblings married Michigan grads that they met while being in school in Ann Arbor.

A large number of my nieces and nephews hold Michigan degrees.

My Dad graduated from Michigan.

My Grandfather graduated from Michigan.

We grew up with Michigan football on the radio in the house on fall afternoons.

As a fan I embraced the Michigan Record Book.

Longest streaks of consecutive sellouts, largest home crowds, ratings in the top 25, strings of winning seasons and the all time leader in College Football wins.

So many of those records disappeared under the coaching of Rich Rodriguez, the Morgantown Miracle Worker.

Even the all time streak of games with a sellout crowd string had to be changed to all time streak of games with crowds over 100,000.

But we kept the all time win list.

I have been watching this closely.

At one time, I predicted the goal of 1st team ever to win 1,000 games would be reached in early 2023.

That was before COVID and that threw my schedule but now, starting back in 1879, Michigan is but a few games short of being the first time to win 1,000 games.

… Unless.

Unless those in authority decide that Michigan’s cheating deserves a penalty that takes away any wins where this cheating took place.

Somewhere between 30 and 40 games.

And wouldn’t that just be perfect.

That team down south is right behind us and take away 30 wins from Michigan and …

And this is what gets me the most.

Michigan DID NOT NEED to do this.

And, yes, I originally typed that sentence as WE DID NOT NEED …

I have been long teased about using ‘WE’ when talking about Michigan.

I need anyone who might feel otherwise to point out any game in the last three or four years and say that Michigan NEEDED to cheat.

Think of all the movies, Paper Lion, Longest Yard, North Dallas Forty and the like and think of the work and the effort and the pain that players put up with to play this game.

And somehow someone felt that all that work by the players and coaches wasn’t enough and all that work and effort and pain was first put at risk and then made a mockery of by cheating.

DUMB

DUMB DUMB DUMB

How could they have been so dumb.

Regardless of how this all plays out, the damage has been done.

In the movie, Margin Call, about the 2009 bank collapse, Daniel Day Lewis in the role of the CEO says there are three ways to win in business.

You can be smarter than everyone else.

You can be first.

Or, you can cheat.

Michigan always claimed to be smarter than everyone else (that just makes it harder to understand how they could be so dumb.)

Michigan always claimed to the leaders, to be best, to be first.

They didn’t have to cheat.

11.1.2023 – draft michael jordan

draft michael jordan
we need a center – then … play
Jordan at center ..
.

In 1984, after coaching Michael Jordan on the gold-medal-winning U.S. Olympic team, Portland general manager Stu Inman called Knight for advice on the upcoming NBA draft,” Bilas revealed, before giving out a simple piece of advice.

Knight counseled Inman to take Jordan, calling Jordan the best basketball player he had ever seen.

Inman told Knight the Blazers already had Clyde Drexler and needed a center.

Knight responded, “Then play Jordan at center.”

ESPN’s Jay Bilas as quoted in “Then Play Michael Jordan at Center”: Bobby Knight Displayed His Surety in MJ’s Talent by Telling Portland GM in 1984 to Play Him at Any Position by Rishabh Bhatnagar on thesportsrush.com, November 02, 2023