to acquire Greenland
and to rename Greenland as
Red, White, and Blueland
119TH CONGRESS
1ST SESSION H. R. ll
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
Mr. CARTER of Georgia introduced the following bill;
To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as ‘‘Red, White, and Blueland’’.
Today is Mr. Lincoln’s birthday.
The 16th President of the United States.
The man who said in his 2nd Inaugural Address:
With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.
Today, bills are introduced in the House of Representatives that would authorize the President of the United States to buy Greenland and rename it, Red, White and Blueland.
As Mr. Twain said, “Suppose I was crazy and suppose I ran for Congress. Wait, I repeat myself.“
Where did these people come from?
Who elected them?
As Mr. Mencken said or close to it, American’s get the government they deserve.
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