11.5.2023 – same of truly rude,

same of truly rude,
giant or smelly person
made an impression

So what do you say when a guy like that dies?

John Feinstein, who wrote the bestselling book about Knight called “A Season on the Brink” said last week in the Washington Post that Knight’s two biggest flaws were pretending that he didn’t care what people thought of him (when he actually cared too much) and always having to have the last word, even if it hurt others and himself.

Still, Feinstein wrote, “He made an indelible impression on anyone who met him.”

That’s true.

But the same could be said of a truly rude person, a truly giant person, or a truly smelly person.

Making impressions is an incomplete summary of a life.

From the article, What do you say when a guy like Bobby Knight dies? by Mitch Albom in the Detroit Free Press, 11/5/2023.

My student era at the University of Michigan started in January, 1981.

It is a long and goofy story on how I got into Michigan and a lot of things, bizarre once-in-a-lifetime pieces of the administrative puzzle had to fall into place to get me into the place, but that’s for another time.

Just say that my roommates claimed Michigan changed admission rules to make sure it would never happen again.

It was the longest of long shots that I would be a student at Michigan at the beginning of 1981 but I was so sure the bet would pay off that I figured out a way to buy student season’s tickets to Michigan Basketball.

So it was that after a whirlwind two weeks that saw me find a place to live, I boarded at a frat house, sitting in class taking notes in History of Imperial Russia while looking out the windows through the iconic columns of Angell Hall while hearing the Michigan Bell Tower strike the hours that I found myself going to my first University of Michigan game as an official student.

That game was Michigan versus Indiana.

Michigan and Mike McGee versus Indiana and Isiah Thomas.

Bill Frieder versus Bobby Knight.

I had been to a lot of Michigan Basketball games.

Michigan was famous for having one of the quietest, hard to impress, hard to get to a reaction from crowds in all of college basketball.

But not this night.

Because of Bobby Knight.

Electricity was in the air.

And it was focused on one person.

Bobby Knight.

It was kinda scarry.

My sister had been in the same building years earlier when the infamous ‘Free John Sinclair’ rally was held.

Sinclair, a Michigan Student and part of the anti war era, had been arrested on drug charges and sentenced to 5 years in jail for having two cigarettes made of weed.

To everyone’s shock and surprise, John Lennon and Oko Ono showed up.

To everyone’s shock and surprise, Mr. Lennon refused to perform any Beatles songs.

Still, my sister remembered, Mr. Lennon, in a very spooky almost sinister way, controlled that audience.

I felt that with Mr. Knight.

If he gestured, the crowd oooooooooooooooooooed.

If he looked at something the crowd urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred.

And he was just standing there watching warmups.

Once the game started the crowd went crazy.

Knight was hard to please as a coach and unfortunately for his team, they were losing to Michigan.

Knight yelled.

The crowd roared.

Knight shook his fist, the crowd almost wet its collective pants in glee.

Knight turned and kicked the scorers table and the crowd lost its mind.

With just under two minutes to go, and Indiana down by 6 points, Knight had had enough and walked off the court.

Just left his team to figure out how to lose by themselves.

Who does that?

And they crowd went absolutely bananas.

And Michigan won.

Beat Isiah Thomas.

But more, beat Bobby Knight.

And every person there that night, felt they had had a personal role in the way victory played out.

I left the game exhuasted.

We beat Bobby Knight and I was part of it.

It made an impression on me.

So what do you say when a guy like that dies?

He made beating him a lot more fun.

11.4.2023 – dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb and dumber

Yes this is an essay about the University of Michigan Football team and sign stealing but let me make it understood that this is in no way a defense or justification or an excuse for what was done and what might be done to penalize Michigan.

As far as I am concerned, there are no allegations of cheating because they did it, Michigan cheated.

As Mr. B. Bunny might say, they were caught, crimson fisted, and again as far as I am concerned, they deserve anything that might come down the road whether its a finger waving now-now-now don’t do that again or if the team has to give up (vacate is the accepted term in sport) any number of wins, championships and records for any games played while this was going on.

What this essay is about it asking the question, “How could they be so DUMB?”

Anyone one who has read this blog should know that I like Michigan football.

Anyone who says I might be a Michigan Fanatic as never been to a Michigan football game and seen what a fanatic really looks like.

As I always say, I come by this honestly.

I graduated from Michigan.

8 of my 10 brothers and sisters graduated from Michigan.

We make up, according to the Alumni Association, the largest block of siblings with Michigan degrees.

4 of my siblings married Michigan grads that they met while being in school in Ann Arbor.

A large number of my nieces and nephews hold Michigan degrees.

My Dad graduated from Michigan.

My Grandfather graduated from Michigan.

We grew up with Michigan football on the radio in the house on fall afternoons.

As a fan I embraced the Michigan Record Book.

Longest streaks of consecutive sellouts, largest home crowds, ratings in the top 25, strings of winning seasons and the all time leader in College Football wins.

So many of those records disappeared under the coaching of Rich Rodriguez, the Morgantown Miracle Worker.

Even the all time streak of games with a sellout crowd string had to be changed to all time streak of games with crowds over 100,000.

But we kept the all time win list.

I have been watching this closely.

At one time, I predicted the goal of 1st team ever to win 1,000 games would be reached in early 2023.

That was before COVID and that threw my schedule but now, starting back in 1879, Michigan is but a few games short of being the first time to win 1,000 games.

… Unless.

Unless those in authority decide that Michigan’s cheating deserves a penalty that takes away any wins where this cheating took place.

Somewhere between 30 and 40 games.

And wouldn’t that just be perfect.

That team down south is right behind us and take away 30 wins from Michigan and …

And this is what gets me the most.

Michigan DID NOT NEED to do this.

And, yes, I originally typed that sentence as WE DID NOT NEED …

I have been long teased about using ‘WE’ when talking about Michigan.

I need anyone who might feel otherwise to point out any game in the last three or four years and say that Michigan NEEDED to cheat.

Think of all the movies, Paper Lion, Longest Yard, North Dallas Forty and the like and think of the work and the effort and the pain that players put up with to play this game.

And somehow someone felt that all that work by the players and coaches wasn’t enough and all that work and effort and pain was first put at risk and then made a mockery of by cheating.

DUMB

DUMB DUMB DUMB

How could they have been so dumb.

Regardless of how this all plays out, the damage has been done.

In the movie, Margin Call, about the 2009 bank collapse, Daniel Day Lewis in the role of the CEO says there are three ways to win in business.

You can be smarter than everyone else.

You can be first.

Or, you can cheat.

Michigan always claimed to be smarter than everyone else (that just makes it harder to understand how they could be so dumb.)

Michigan always claimed to the leaders, to be best, to be first.

They didn’t have to cheat.

11.5.2023 – c’mon read my future

c’mon read my future
you haven’t got any … your
future’s all used up

I go looking for news.

What I get is speculation.

This is going to be bad …

This is bad news for …

This will have a negative impact on …

Might be talking about politics, Joe Biden, Mr. Trump, the Country at large, the World at large, the environment, the economy or University of Michigan Football.

Glooooom and dooooom but nothing ever seems to finally happen.

Of course, no one warned, predicated or said it will be bad if Hamas attacks Israel.

This Hamas folks just came out of nowhere.

Otherwise the news cycles just cycle along and we hear more and more about how this or that will be bad … when …

When?

I mean, When?

Just more speculation.

Prognostication.

Predicition.

So many of these news cycles have become seemingly never ending soap operas which is probably what the folks who find themselves the subject of these news cycles are hoping for so that we will get so worn out that by time it is time for the bad times to start, we will have given up and gone home.

In the movie, Touch of Evil, a drunk and worn out Otis Campbell like Orson Welles stumbles into the room of a gypsy fortune teller and demand’s that the fortune teller use the cards to tell his fortune.

Come on. Read my future for me,” says Welles.

You haven’t got any.” says the fortune teller.

Hmm? What do you mean?” says Welles.

“… Your future’s all used up.

The fortune teller is played by Marlene Dietrich wearing a black wig.

In and interview, years later, Ms. Dietrich said, “I think I never said a line as well as the last line.

Your future’s all used up.

In so many ways, in too many ways, I feel like I know just what the fortune teller means.

Still, all we is get is this speculation.

11.2.2023 – osmoregulate

osmoregulate
osmoregulation of
osmotic pressure

Osmoregulate.

Osmoregulation.

Osmotic.

Such fabulous words.

Words I have never heard of .

Words I have never heard of but that I see in action almost everyday since moving to the coastal empire of the low country of South Carolina.

I live about as close to the seashore as one can live without being wealthy beyond my dreams.

I live in a coastal enviroment.

I live where where the majority of the birds that I see every day are known as sea birds.

According to wikipedia, There exists no single definition of which groups, families and species are seabirds, and most definitions are in some way arbitrary. Elizabeth Shreiber and Joanna Burger, two seabird scientists, said, “The one common characteristic that all seabirds share is that they feed in saltwater; but, as seems to be true with any statement in biology, some do not.

Seabirds have had to, over time, adapt to living by the sea or living by saltwater.

Again according to Wikipedia, one of the things that set sea birds apart from other birds is that they have salt glands that are used by seabirds to deal with the salt they ingest by drinking and feeding (particularly on crustaceans), and to help them osmoregulate. The excretions from these glands (which are positioned in the head of the birds, emerging from the nasal cavity) are almost pure sodium chloride.

I was looking up sea birds the other day as I had just snapped a picture of a sanderling or a plover to send to my sister.

I was mentioning to my sister how the different sea birds that feed along the wave line have beaks of different lengths so that as good things for sea birds to eat are at different depths in the sand, many different sea birds can feed along the same stretch of beach.

Just one of those cool little factoids of nature to keep in your back pocket when walking along the wave line with friends and you want to show some smart.

While reading about sea birds in Wikipedia, I read that just quoted passage and hit that word, osmoregulate.

I love words like that that I never came across before.

I also love any word that spell check tosses out which tells me the computers haven’t seen the word either.

I had to look it up.

Again according to Wikipedia, “Osmoregulation is the active regulation of the osmotic pressure of an organism’s body fluids, detected by osmoreceptors, to maintain the homeostasis of the organism’s water content; that is, it maintains the fluid balance and the concentration of electrolytes (salts in solution which in this case is represented by body fluid) to keep the body fluids from becoming too diluted or concentrated. Osmotic pressure is a measure of the tendency of water to move into one solution from another by osmosis. The higher the osmotic pressure of a solution, the more water tends to move into it. Pressure must be exerted on the hypertonic side of a selectively permeable membrane to prevent diffusion of water by osmosis from the side containing pure water.”

Osmoregulation is the active regulation of the osmotic pressure of an organism’s body fluids, detected by osmoreceptors, to maintain the homeostasis of the organism’s water content.

Simple enough, right?

I mean it means just what is says.

Osmoregulation is the active regulation of the osmotic pressure of an organism’s body fluids, detected by osmoreceptors, to maintain the homeostasis of the organism’s water content.

It takes the salt out.

Oh.

Simple right?

I enjoy reading books about walking the Appalachian Trail.

I come away with two thoughts.

These people are cool.

These people are also nuts.

But I read the books any way and often look up all the cool equipment they mention.

One of the many pieces of cool equipment mentioned are portable water filters.

It came to me that if one of these filters could filter seawater and remove the salt, they would be perfect for the beach.

I looked up the most recommended filtering product.

It was a series of bottles connected with a hand pump.

Fill up one bottle with water from your local backwoods, high in the Blue Ridge Mountain spring.

Pump the water through the filter to the other bottle and bango-presto all the impurities and chemicals and bugs and amoebas and other nasties that cause all sorts of problems you don’t want to deal with while walking the Appalachian Trail are removed and the water is safe to drink.

I contacted the company to asked if their system could filter saltwater?

Had I known, I would have asked if their system could osmoregulate water.

The company was quick to respond.

They told me their product COULD NOT remove salt from seawater.

They also had to point out that ANYONE who came up with such a filter would be a BILLIONAIRE.

Well, boy howdy but that shut me up.

But now I think, sea birds can do it.

Osmoregulation.

What’s the big deal?

Like those different lengths of beaks, sometimes you just have to take the back seat and the same time, take your hat half to nature.

11.1.2023 – draft michael jordan

draft michael jordan
we need a center – then … play
Jordan at center ..
.

In 1984, after coaching Michael Jordan on the gold-medal-winning U.S. Olympic team, Portland general manager Stu Inman called Knight for advice on the upcoming NBA draft,” Bilas revealed, before giving out a simple piece of advice.

Knight counseled Inman to take Jordan, calling Jordan the best basketball player he had ever seen.

Inman told Knight the Blazers already had Clyde Drexler and needed a center.

Knight responded, “Then play Jordan at center.”

ESPN’s Jay Bilas as quoted in “Then Play Michael Jordan at Center”: Bobby Knight Displayed His Surety in MJ’s Talent by Telling Portland GM in 1984 to Play Him at Any Position by Rishabh Bhatnagar on thesportsrush.com, November 02, 2023