11.15.2022 – that moment shows that

that moment shows that
the car can only know what
it is trained to know

Adapted from the article, What Riding in a Self-Driving Tesla Tells Us About the Future of Autonomy, by Cade Metz, Ben Laffin, Hang Do Thi Duc and Ian Clontz (NY Times,  Nov. 14, 2022).

Cade and Ian spent six hours riding in a self-driving car in Jacksonville, Fla., to report this story.

They write:

Tesla’s technology can work remarkably well. It changes lanes on its own, recognizes green lights, and is able to make ordinary turns against oncoming traffic.

But every so often, it makes a mistake, forcing testers like Chuck to intervene.

“That moment shows that the car can only know what it is trained to know,” Mr. Cook said of the sudden turn into the parking lot. “The world is a big place, and there are many corner cases that Tesla may not have trained it for.”

Experts say no system could possibly have the sophistication needed to handle every possible scenario on any road. This would require technology that mimics human reasoning — technology that we humans do not yet know how to build.

Such technology, called artificial general intelligence, “is still very, very far away,” said Andrew Clare, chief technology officer of the self-driving vehicle company Nuro. “It is not something you or I or our kids should be banking on to help them get around in cars.”

I like a lot of these sentences.

It is not something you or I or our kids should be banking on to help them get around in cars, was one.

And the line, the car can only know what it is trained to know, makes me think this article applies to a lot more than cars.

11.14.2022 – no recognition

no recognition
it’s exciting searching for
anonymity

In the article, Don’t mention the penalties! England’s 1990 team look back at the World Cup match that changed everything, by Simon Hattenstone, the writer tracks down as many members of the team as he can.

Mr. Hattenstone writes this about David Platt. (Full disclosure, I had never heard of the man,)

David Platt came on for the injured Bryan Robson against the Netherlands and went on to have a wonderful World Cup.

He scored three of England’s eight goals, including a famous acrobatic winner against Belgium.

That volley came in the final minute of extra time and was his first international goal.

I assumed Platt would be happy to recall his glory days but he, too, is proving elusive.

After years coaching and managing, he has now left football to focus on his business interests.

Eventually he replies, saying: “I’m afraid I don’t do media any more.”

I text back, asking why.

His reply is fuller, and more interesting, than I expect: “I’ve reached a point in my life where I’m fortunate to be able to live as I choose – within reason.

I have a couple of business interests that keep me occupied, play my golf, walk the dog, watch my boy play sport.

There is no need to retain my profile because I am happy living how I am doing.

I don’t need to be in the public eye, don’t need to be recognised … it’s exciting searching for anonymity.”

I liked that.

I liked that a lot.

I am going to go off and search for anonymity.

Don’t wait up.

11.13.2022 – initiatives,

initiatives,
high-tech, not always translate
to progress for all

Reading the opinion piece, The Cost of Going Cashless, by Pamela Paul, I came across this passage:

Going cashless sounds so sleek and shiny and tech-forward, but like many high-tech initiatives, it doesn’t necessarily translate into progress for all.

Given this country’s ongoing inflation, given the persistence of its profound wealth disparities, given the paycheck-to-paycheck lives of many Americans, widening another divide between the haves and the have-nots isn’t the cost-free leap forward proponents make it out to be.

Someone always pays the price.

The piece opened with the revelation that a scoop of ice cream from one of the 20 Van Leeuwen Ice Cream shops in New York City cost $6.50.

I should have stopped reading there and that seems to be just one more reason that people who live in New York City are just plain nutz.

We all know they are depressed because the light at the end of the tunnel for New Yorkers is New Jersey, but I digress.

The piece focused on how some stores, shops and restaurants are going cashless and will only accept cards and other forms of digital payment.

But I don’t live in New York City.

I live in the low country of South Carolina.

Digital payments have reached the low country but are as widely accepted as cash issued by the Confederate States of America.

For example we frequent a local pizza place.

So far as I can tell this local lady decided to get out of the southern cafe’ business and go into the pizza business.

With hired help hard to find, this lady brought her mom into the business with her.

While you can order a pizza from them online, it is a lot safer to call in your order and talk to one of the ladies.

You will get lots of ‘Hey Hun’ and ‘Okay Darlin’ in the brief conversation and you end your call with the feeling you just called a place in Mayberry.

They end the call with ‘Take us 10 minutes, so come by in 10, Got That?’

Then you drive over there and the fun starts.

What this shop needs is an old fashioned cash register.

What someone did was talked these two ladies into getting is a state of the art computer menu, ordering, payment and inventory management system.

I walk in and the bell rings and Mom comes and asks my name.

I say MIKE.

She nods and turns to the kitchen and yells ‘pie for MAAAAAAEK’ and the box is slid out onto the counter.

Mom turns to me and tells me the price of $19.20

I point to the sign and say its a tailgate special at $13.00.

She bends the sign back then turns her head upside down to read and lets the sign snap back up and says to me, ‘That’s on Friday.”

I say, ‘it IS Friday.’

She puts her hands on hips (imagine Grandma Walton in a Pizza Apron and black high top sneakers and a baseball cap), sighs, looks off and thinks for a bit and says, ‘Oh it is.’

Then she looks at my hand and sees my debit card.

And she sighs again.

She takes my card and looks at the two computer monitors to her side.

Understand that when you enter the digital world in the Low Country there is a one, single provider for everybody.

Everyone down here is on the same service.

Your wi-fi access lives and dies with this one company and when they are up we are all up, up, up!

But when they are down, we are DOWN!

If they are only half way up, they are neither up or down … but we all wait.

You should hear my son scream when he is playing XBox.

Mom selects one of the computers and leans her head back to use her bifocals and starts pressing buttons on the screen.

There is a beep and she looks around for the card holder, finds it, and sweeps my card.

There is wait and few more beeps then another sigh and she yells ‘It’s doing it again!’

Then Daughter comes out of the kitchen and she looks over the scene.

‘Mother!’ she says, ‘I said you have to use this computer’ and goes to the other monitor and she hits a bunch of buttons on the other monitor and there are few beeps.

Then Daughter says, ‘AS SOON AS IT BEEPS YOU GOT TO GIT THAT CARD IN THERE.’

And she swipes my card and they wait.

Then Mom points are the screen and says, ‘It’s doing it again.’

With a look of triumph Mom says, ‘I’d take that stupid bitch machine and throw it in the parking lot.’

That said, Mom returned to the kitchen.

Daughter starts all over again and then again and eventually rings me up and gets the my card into the machine and everything works.

Daughter hands me my receipt and says ‘Thanks MAAAAAKE, really appreciate it, Hun!’

By now I was happy to get my pizza though the show is something to see.

I didn’t have the heart to tell Daughter that she rang up full price and not my tailgate special.

She didn’t need to deal with right then … I bet it would have been interesting.

I keep telling my wife she has to come along just to experience this for herself.

We ordered another pizza the other night.

I brought a $20 bill.

The ladies were grateful.

The people in line waiting on card transactions were jealous.

As Ms. Paul wrote, “Going cashless sounds so sleek and shiny and tech-forward, but like many high-tech initiatives, it doesn’t necessarily translate into progress for all.”

11.12.2022 – boy howdy! he could

boy howdy! he could
put a puck in the ocean
from Battery Park

In 1977, David Wallechinsk published a book titled The Book of Lists

The book (according to Wikipedia) contained hundreds of lists (many accompanied by textual explanations) on unusual or obscure topics, for example:

  • Famous people who died during sexual intercourse
  • The world’s greatest libel suits
  • People suspected of being Jack the Ripper
  • Worst places to hitchhike
  • Dr. Demento’s 10 Worst Song Titles of All Time
  • Breeds of dogs which bite people the most, and the least

The book was a hit and like most hits, spawned several shelves full of clones/

The one on my mind this morning was titled, The book of sports lists by a Phil Pepe and Zander Hollander.

On page 214, under John Halligan’s 10 Greatest Hockey Flakes was entry number 5 that stated: Fern Gauthier — They said he couldn’t put the puck in the ocean and, from New York’s Battery Park, he proved them right. His first shot hit a parking sign.

Don’t ask me why but this factoid was on my mind when I woke up this morning.

I always liked the poetry of this short statement.

It was magical.

But was it true.

I realized that with all the money and effort spent on constructing the Information Super Highway I had the resources available to check on the story.

So I did.

Sorry to report that while the event of Mr. Gauthier TRYING to put a puck in the ocean from Battery Park did, in 1947, take place, Mr. Gauthier DID NOT hit a no parking sign on his first try.

In fact, with fellow Detroit Red Wings’ Gordie Howe, Ted Lindsay, and Marty Pavelich along as witnesses and with Lew Walter, the reporter for the Detroit Times who had written that Fern couldn’t shoot the puck into the ocean even if he was standing at the water’s edge, Fern set out to show what he could do.

In defense of Mr. Walter, he claimed he was repeating what he heard Gauthier’s team mates say.

In New York for a game with the Rangers, they all went down to Battery Park where one version was that Gauthier fanned on his first two tries and here’s how:

1. On the initial shot, a passing seagull — thinking it was a gift biscuit — nabbed the puck in thin air and the rubber never hit the water.

2. On the follow-up drive, the puck eluded the ocean because it landed on a passing barge.

3. Fern shoots! (splash) he scores!!

Another version and probably the true one is that Gauthier put puck after puck into the water.

Mr. Walter would write, Fern proved not only that he could put the puck in the ocean.

So it did happen but Fern DID NOT hit a No Parking Sign,

Fern proved he COULD put a puck in the ocean from Battery Park.

11.11.2022 – poignant misery

poignant misery
dawn begins clouds sag stormy
but nothing happens

Start a new day and every part screams that it is NOT SUPPOSDED TO BE THIS WAY.

Start a new day and hope for a new beginning.

Start a new day and all that is wanted is to have what WAS before today to be what IS before today.

The poignant misery when the new day starts and dawn begins and clouds sag stormy.

The new day arrives and is a new day.

But nothing happens.

The haiku is adapted from the World War One, or the Great War as it is called elsewhere, poem, Exposure, by Wilfred Owen.

From the third stanza that goes:

The poignant misery of dawn begins to grow . . .
We only know war lasts, rain soaks, and clouds sag stormy.
Dawn massing in the east her melancholy army
Attacks once more in ranks on shivering ranks of grey,
But nothing happens.

Appropriate for Veteran’s Day, or Armistice Day as it is called elsewhere, and for many other reasons.