5.21.2024 – in truth that which could

in truth that which could
no longer be described was
no longer noticed

The literature of the eighteenth century in England is an admirable and most enjoyable thing …

The way to write real poetry, they thought, must be to write something as little like prose as possible; they devised for the purpose what was called a ‘correct and splendid diction’, which consisted in always using the wrong word instead of the right, and plastered it as ornament, with no thought of propriety, on whatever they desired to dignify. It commanded notice and was not easy to mistake; so the public mind soon connected it with the notion of poetry and came in course of time to regard it as alone poetical.

It was in truth at once pompous and poverty-stricken. It had a very limited, because supposedly choice, vocabulary, and was consequently unequal to the multitude and refinement of its duties. It could not describe natural objects with sensitive fidelity to nature; it could not express human feelings with a variety and delicacy answering to their own. A thick, stiff, unaccommodating medium was interposed between the writer and his work. And this deadening of language had a consequence beyond its own sphere: its effect worked inward, and deadened perception. That which could no longer be described was no longer noticed.

From The Name and Nature of Poetry, A. E. Housman, Cambridge, Cambridge University Press, 1933

That last line, That which could no longer be described was no longer noticed.

I can’t describe the current cycle of political news.

Does that mean I longer have to notice it?

Boy Howdy!

In Truth!

5.20.2024 – Miss Otis regrets …

Miss Otis regrets
she is … is unable to
lunch today, madam

According to Wikipedia, Miss Otis Regrets is “a song about the lynching of a society woman after she murders her unfaithful lover, composed by Cole Porter in 1934.

The song began during a party at the New York apartment of Porter’s classmate from Yale, Leonard Hanna. Hearing a cowboy’s lament on the radio, Porter sat down at the piano and improvised a parody of the song. He retained the referential song’s minor-keyed blues melody and added his wry take on lyrical subject matter common in country music: the regret of abandonment after being deceitfully coerced into sexual submission. Instead of a country girl, however, Miss Otis is a polite society lady.

Garner Rea’s cartoon appeared in the Dec. 29, 1034 edition of the New Yorker. 

Just about everyone in the world recorded it as well but few captured the haunting theme as much as the covid era, #quarantunes (#live from home) version by Morgan James.

According to legend, Cole Porter wrote the song “Miss Otis Regrets” Ada Beatrice Queen Victoria Louise Virginia Smith, better known as Bricktop, for her to perform.

Bricktop Smith was an American dancer, jazz singer, vaudevillian, and self-described saloon-keeper who owned the famous nightclub “Chez Bricktop” in Paris from 1924 to 1961.

If you can find a recording of Bricktop’s version, please let me know.

If anyone has a good cowboy lament for 2024, also please let me know.

I am thinking of reworking the words to Miss Otis …

Here are the lyrics:

Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today,
Madam,
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today.
She is sorry to be delayed,
But last evening down in lover’s lane she strayed,
Madam,
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today.
When she woke up and found
That her dream of love was gone,
Madam,
She ran to the man
Who had led her so far astray,
And from under her velvet gown
She drew a gun and shot her lover down,
Madam,
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today.
When the mob came and got her
And dragged her from the jail,
Madam,
They strung her upon
The old willow across the way,
And the moment before she died
She lifted up her lovely head and cried,
Madam,
“Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today.”

5.19.2024 – after all homeless

after all homeless
have reason to cry – everything
pointed against them

At the highway woods I took one good look to make sure no cruisers were up or down the road and I dove right in the woods.

It was a lot of dry thickets I had to crash through, I didn’t want to bother finding the Boy Scout trail.

I aimed straight for the golden sands of the riverbottom I could see up ahead.

Over the thickets ran the highway bridge, no one could see me unless they stopped and got out to stare down.

Like a criminal I crashed through bright brittle thickets and came out sweating and stomped ankle deep in streams and then when I found a nice opening in a kind of bamboo grove I hesitated to light a fire till dusk when no one’d see my small smoke, and make sure to keep it low embers.

I spread my poncho and sleeping bag out on some dry rackety grove-bottom leaves and bamboo splitjoints.

Yellow aspens filled the afternoon air with gold smoke and made my eyes quiver.

It was a nice spot except for the roar of trucks on the river bridge.

My head cold and sinus were bad and I stood on my head five minutes.

I laughed. “What would people think if they saw me?”

But it wasn’t funny, I felt rather sad, in fact real sad, like the night before in that horrible fog wire-fence country in industrial L.A., when in fact I’d cried a little.

After all a homeless man has reason to cry, everything in the world is pointed against him.

From The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, The Viking Press, 1958.

In the Bible we read, If anyone has material possessions and sees a brother or sister in need but has no pity on them, how can the love of God be in that person? (1 John 3:17).

According to Wikipedia, The First Epistle of John is the first of the Johannine epistles of the New Testament, and the fourth of the catholic epistles. There is no scholarly consensus as to the authorship of the Johannine works. The author of the First Epistle is termed John the Evangelist, who most modern scholars believe is not the same as John the Apostle. Most scholars believe the three Johannine epistles have the same author, but there is no consensus if this was also the author of the Gospel of John.

Then Wikipedia states: This epistle was probably written in Ephesus between 95 and 110 AD.

If anyone has material possessions and sees a brother or sister in need but has no pity on them, how can the love of God be in that person? was written almost 2000 years ago.

Mr. Kerouac wrote, After all a homeless man has reason to cry, everything in the world is pointed against him 66 years ago.

Seems like some part of the message is still not getting through.

As I asked the other day, where are we in our moral decision making?

5.18.2024 – many delight in

many delight in
musty, badly arranged and
ill-lighted, bookshops

Many buyers delight in the musty, ill-lighted, badly arranged bookshops with their monastic atmosphere. Their fascination is unquestioned, they have added much to cultivation of readers

From the article, Intelligent and Aggressive Bookselling by Cedric R. Crowell, General Manager, Doubleday, Doran Books Shops, Inc. in Publishers Weekly, New York, November 26, 1932.

Growing up in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there were not a lot of bookstores.

The City Directory of Grand Rapids for 1960 lists just 15 bookstores.

Of those 15, Bakers, DeSales Catholic Books, Kregals, Northtown Bible and Books, Glad Tidings Book and Bible, Langerhost Bible, Pell’s Bible, Reformed Church Bookstore and Zondervan’s were all religious books stores.

Then there was Allen’s Bookstore, a big, old fashioned bookstore down on Division near where the Majestic Theater offices are today.

It was next to a Coffee and Nut shop called the Coffee Ranch and the smell of freshly roasted coffee often filled the bookstore even before the days of Starbuck’s in a Barnes and Noble.

Those smells sound good but the coffee roaster often malfunctioned at the Coffee Ranch and filled all the stores in the building with the smell of burned coffee beans.

Through my Dad, my family was familiar with the Coffee Ranch.

It had wooden floors, a big coffee mill, sacks of beans, bins of coffee, redskin peanuts the size of your thumb and cashews the size of your big toe.

It had all the atmosphere for real that today’s gift shops try to recreate.

At one time the Coffee Ranch supplied all the major restaurants in Grand Rapids with their own blends and then sold those coffee blends in their store under the name of the restuarant.

The walls of the Coffee Ranch were lined with these wooden bins with the names of the restaurants on a card on the front of the bin.

It was cool for us because there was one bin labeled with a card that said PANTLIND’S BEST.

The Pantlind was the biggest hotel in town at the time and has since been taken over by Amway.

The cool thing was that PAINTED on the bin, behind the card, was the label, HOFFMAN’S BEST.

I asked the owner about it and he said that back in the day, the Hoffman House had it’s start in Grand Rapids before moving to Wisconsin where it became a family run business success until being bought out in 1976 by some chain.

I was never able to prove this connection but you can guess what coffee blend I would buy.

Allen’s Bookstore, next door, was as close to a main stream bookstore as Grand Rapids had.

My Dad would take me there from time to time and my Dad would chat with Mr. Allen about what was new and good.

My Dad knew everyone and could talk with anybody.

I would walk around and day dream that Mr. Allen would look over and say, ‘Hey kid! You are the 100,000th customer this year and you win $100 in free books.’

That never happened but I had my $100 worth of books picked out just in case.

Besides Allen’s, the only bookstore in town, was Grant’s.

Grant’s Used Books at 449 Bridge St.

Well, Grant’s Used Everything.

It is now Bridge Street Lofts on that location but before it was torn down, Grant’s was one of those small building’s built into an existing house.

The shop was Mr. Grant’s hobby and he sold anything he could think of.

Those blue coin collecting books.

Odd auto and boat motor parts.

And books.

And books and books and more books.

My hunch is that Grant’s specialized in Grand Rapid’s Public School textbooks that he bought and sold to families in the area but he also stocked the most amazing collection of books I had ever seen.

The store could not have had a more musty, ill-lighted, badly arranged bookshop with a monastic atmosphere had Grant tried.

The main floor was high ceiling with book cases and books wedged in everywhere.

My Dad would take me over there from time and my Dad would talk to Grant.

My Dad knew everyone and could talk with anybody.

I remember one time he got into an argument with Grant over how the book, Anthony Adverse, ended.

To make a point, Grant had to find a copy which meant going down to the basement.

He led us to a back stairs that had a large sign with an arrow that said ‘Down.’

He moved some books stacked by the stairs around until he found a switch and turned on the lights and took us down a shaky, narrow staircase.

The basement made the upstairs look roomy.

The basement was a maze of cement floor to exposed ceiling beams bookcases, lit by bare light bulbs with aisles barely wide enough for me to get through and barely above my head.

There were 1,000s if not millions of books down there.

“All Fiction,” Grant said as he started looking for Anthony Adverse.

All fiction and somewhat arranged in alphabetical order by author.

Maybe suggestion if not by rule.

Books were wedged in maybe three deep and then sideways on top.

Books were stacked on the floor.

Books were everywhere.

I was in awe.

My Dad made no effort to leave the stairs and enter the maze.

He was just a little too big to fit in between the book cases.

Grant found the book and we returned to the main floor.

As Grant read the last page he said, ‘I remember now, public opinion made the author re-write the ending.’

I don’t remember who had what side of the argument.

I do remember Grant look at me once and asking, ‘What do you read?’

And I answered … CS Forester, Hornblower books.

My Dad smiled and Grant reeled off the list of Hornblower titles and which ones were his favorites.

Then he mentioned that Forester had other books including, Rifleman Dodd and The Gun.

For years I searched for a book called Rifleman Dodd and The Gun until I got to college and in the college library I found out that it was, as Grant said, two books, Rifleman Dodd and The Gun.

Odd twist to this story, when I finally got around to owning a copy of these books which I ordered from Amazon, it was a single edition that had both books, Rifleman Dodd and The Gun, in one volume that I still have to this day.

At some point, I started going to Grant’s Bookstore on my own.

I would ride my bike over to the west side of Grand Rapids which was like being in another world.

Grand Rapids had a North End, a South End and a West Side and you knew where you belonged and I would leave the North End on my bike, cross the river and ride across the foreign West Side to Grant’s.

Grant would hear the bell on the door and look up and see me and say, “The Hornblower Kid” and let me wander around.

If he heard the light switch to the basement click, he would yell, “Don’t go in the basement !

Then he would look and say, “Oh it’s you”

Don’t touch anything but the books.” he would say and down the stairs I would go, into another planet or maybe another dimension as time would stop when I was down there.

The rest of world continued on I am sure. but I felt like I had been transported to another place altogether.

All those books.

All those thoughts.

All those words.

It was a magical place.

Fascinating.

Another thing about Grant’s was the price.

I think all books were a quarter and he never charged tax.

I would get a $5.00 from my Grandma on my birthday and at Christmas and it translated to 20 new books in my mind.

20 new blocks of magic.

Fascinating.

Grant’s Used Bookstore came to mind when I read the lines:

Many buyers delight in the musty, ill-lighted, badly arranged bookshops with their monastic atmosphere.

Their fascination is unquestioned, they have added much to cultivation of readers.

Musty, ill-lighted, badly arranged bookshops.

Their fascination is unquestioned.

5.17.2024 – every “good” fact

every “good” fact
is magnified every “bad”
fact is minimized

If you are a true partisan, you essentially become an unpaid lawyer for your side. Every “good” fact that bolsters your argument is magnified. Every “bad” fact is minimized or rationalized. When partisanship reaches its worst point, every positive claim about your side is automatically believed, and every negative allegation is automatically disbelieved. In fact, allegations of wrongdoing directed at your side are treated as acts of aggression — proof that “they” are trying to destroy “us.”

You see this reality most plainly in the daily Republican theatrics surrounding Trump’s criminal indictments. Rather than wrestle seriously with the profoundly troubling claims against him, they treat the criminal cases as proof of Democratic perfidy. They believe every claim against Hunter and Joe Biden and not a single claim against Trump.

The result is a kind of divorce from reality. It’s a process that my Dispatch colleague Jonah Goldberg memorably described in 2016 as “the invasion of the body snatchers.” “Someone you know or love goes to sleep one night,” he wrote, “and appears the next day to be the exact same person you always knew. Except. Except they’re different, somehow.”

From the New York Times opinion piece, I Was a Republican Partisan. It Altered the Way I Saw the World by David French.

According to the NYT, David French is an Opinion columnist, writing about law, culture, religion and armed conflict. He is a veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom and a former constitutional litigator.

According to Wikipedia, The Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a sci fi movie in 1956 and … the film’s storyline concerns an extraterrestrial invasion that begins in the fictional California town of Santa Mira. Alien plant spores have fallen from space and grown into large seed pods, each one capable of producing a visually identical copy of a human. As each pod reaches full development, it assimilates the physical traits, memories, and personalities of each sleeping person placed near it until only the replacement is left; these duplicates, however, are devoid of all human emotion.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

As each pod reaches full development, it assimilates the physical traits, memories, and personalities of each sleeping person placed near it until only the replacement is left; these duplicates, however, are devoid of all human emotion.

Devoid of all human emotion.

Kind of divorced from reality.

Sure does sound familiar.

Got to go check for pods.