4.15.2024 – yet once, ages ago,

yet once, ages ago,
they had been everywhere and
had seen everything

The books which make up this trilogy began, very simply, as an attempt to understand the men who fought in the Army of the Potomac. As a small boy I had known a number of these men in their old age; they were grave, dignified, and thoughtful, with long white beards and a general air of being pillars of the community. They lived in rural Michigan in the pre-automobile age, and for the most part they had never been fifty miles away from the farm or the dusty village streets; yet once, ages ago, they had been everywhere and had seen everything, and nothing that happened to them thereafter meant anything much. All that was real had taken place when they were young; everything after that had simply been a process of waiting for death, which did not frighten them much—they had seen it inflicted in the worst possible way on boys who had not bargained for it, and they had enough of the old-fashioned religion to believe without any question that when they passed over they would simply be rejoining men and ways of living which they had known long ago.

Yet, in an odd way, the old veterans did leave one correct impression: the notion that as young men they had been caught up by something ever so much larger than themselves and that the war in which they fought did settle something for us—or, incredibly, started something which we ourselves have got to finish. It was not only the biggest experience in their own lives; it was in a way the biggest experience in our life as a nation, and it deserves all of the study it is getting.

From the preface to Mr. Lincoln’s Army, Book One of the Army of Potomac Trilogy by Bruce Catton, (Doubleday, Garden City, NY, 1962).

They lived in rural Michigan in the pre-automobile age, and for the most part they had never been fifty miles away from the farm or the dusty village streets;

yet once, ages ago, they had been everywhere and had seen everything, and nothing that happened to them thereafter meant anything much.

All that was real had taken place when they were young;

everything after that had simply been a process of waiting for death, which did not frighten them much —

they had seen it inflicted in the worst possible way on boys who had not bargained for it,

It was not only the biggest experience in their own lives; it was in a way the biggest experience in our life as a nation.

I am reminded of what Big Bill wrote in his play, Henry V.

And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

In remembrance of Mr. Abraham Lincoln who died on April 15th, 1865.

4.14.24 – I just hit the ball

I just hit the ball
in all the places I know
I shouldn’t hit it

“I didn’t have a very good warm-up session and I kept it going all day today,” Woods said.

I just hit the ball in all the places that I know I shouldn’t hit it. And I missed a lot of putts. Easy, makable putts. I missed a lot of them.

Tiger Woods on his play on the 3rd day at the 2024 Master’s Tournament as quoted in the article, Tiger Woods makes unwanted Masters history while Scheffler edges into lead by Ewan Murray at Augusta.

Back in the day, sportswriters gathered around athletes in locker rooms or anywhere after an event and hoped for a great quote, a quote, any quote, the sports writer could use to construct a story.

Sometimes the sports writer might score an exclusive by being the only reporter around.

Today, by agreement with the people who run sports, these poor athletes have to drag themselves to a room filled with sports writers, sit at table on a platform down front and answer the question, “What happened out there today?”

Yesterday Mr. Woods was obviously honest.

When asked what happened when he shot an 82 (a bad score I am told and if I remember correctly an 82 is what Roy McAvoy, played by Kevin Costner, shot in the movie, Tin Cup), Mr. Woods said, “I just hit the ball in all the places that I know I shouldn’t hit it. And I missed a lot of putts. Easy, makable putts. I missed a lot of them.”

That about sums it up.

I am reminded of a story Jim Bouton tells in his book, Ball Four, about Mickey Mantle being asked about a home run.

“He’d be interviewed by some announcer about a home run he hit, with the wind blowing from left to right and the ball had been curving into the wind and thus was saved from going foul. “That’s right,” Mickey said. “When I noticed the wind blowing like that—I always check, you know—I put the proper English on the ball, left or right, up or down, depending upon which way the wind is blowing.”

Mr. Bouton writes that the announcer who asked the question never even looked up, just wrote it all down in his notes.

What if we were faced with obvious questions about what happened to us or why we did something.

One summer when I was a kid, my Dad came home with a chain saw.

What did you get that thing for?” my Mom asked.

“To clean out the brush. As long as I use it properly, there is nothing to worry about.”

“You will be out in the woods and hurt yourself!”

“I got an electric one so I can’t be out in the woods as it needs an extension cord. As long as I use it properly, there is nothing to worry about.”

“You are a Dentist and you are going to cut your fingers off!

As long as I use it properly, there is nothing to worry about.”

A few hours later, I was sitting in the kitchen and my Dad came in.

His hand was wrapped in a towel that was turning red with blood.

Where’s Mother?” Dad asked as he looked around, trying to hide his bloody hand.

Dad, what happened out there?” I asked.

I wasn’t using it properly!

That about summed it up.

4.13.2024 – when it comes to it …

when it comes to it …
takes brave personality …
to take any chance

Adapted from the Saturday Guardian Feature, Blind Date, with the heading, ‘Did we kiss? In public? Heavens, no, we’re British! But we did have a warm goodbye hug’.

In response to the question, What were you hoping for?, the feller on this Blind Date responded, “At our age we have less confidence when it comes to dating, so it takes a brave personality to take a chance where the outcome will be published.”

I liked that response.

We all the know the story of when Ben Franklin edited Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence.

Dr. Franklin told Jefferson of the man who had the sign that said, “John Thompson, Hatter, makes and sells hats — for ready money,’ on a sign in the shape of the hat.

Dr. Franklin then edits out everything until all he has left is the sign in the shape of hat and the name, John Thompson.

“What else do you need?” asked Dr. Franklin.

Let’s apply this style of editing to the response the man made.

We start with: At our age we have less confidence when it comes to dating, so it takes a brave personality to take a chance where the outcome will be published.

Is age a factor?

We have less confidence when it comes to dating, so it takes a brave personality to take a chance where the outcome will be published.

Do we care if it gets published, I mean everything everywhere ends up on social media, right?

We have less confidence when it comes to dating, so it takes a brave personality to take a chance.

And just dating? Really? Just dating?

We have less confidence, so it takes a brave personality to take a chance.

Confidence?

I have confidence in the sun coming up and the tide sweeping the beach twice a day, all other bets are OFF.

It takes a brave personality to take a chance.

I think Dr. Franklin would agree that that about sums it up.

4.12.2024 – what tastes like childhood?

what tastes like childhood?
what tastes like being back home?
Wilhelmina’s do!

My wife came back from the store and said, “I got you something.”

And handed me a box of Wilhelmina Mints with that wonderful line, Royal Quality Since 1892.

Sure sure everyone can name, King Charles III and his Mom, Elizabeth II but you’re not Dutch if you can’t rattle off Willem, Trixie, Julianna and Wilhelmina of the Netherlands.

And if you can’t name those folks, you might not know about these mints.

According to their website, “The Wilhelmina peppermint was developed in 1892 by the company Fortuin.”

The first ones were given to the then 12 year old Wilhelmina, Princess of the Netherlands.

As big around as a quarter and as thick as two quarters stacked.

Not the bite of a Altoid , but a smooth, cool almost soft buttery mint flavor.

The mint itself was not smooth or glassy like a Lifesavor, but rough, almost sandy.

They dissolve slowly into little bits of mint flavor.

With a little luck and effort, you could make one last an entire church sermon.

Wilhelmina’s were carried by my Grandma (along with those big pink mints and black licorice) and if I was acting up, a mint would be offered.

Anyone call tell you that this is rewarding and encouraging bad behavior.

And it did.

But to make it last as long as possible I had to sit still AND keep my mouth shut.

There was a method to this madness.

Now it is hot and steamy in the low country of South Carolina.

And over a half century away from my Grandma.

But on my desk is a blue and white box of childhood.

Product of the Netherlands it says on the box.

So am I.

According to Uit Wikipedia, de vrije encyclopedie

Wilhelmina pepermunt is een in Nederland bekende soort pepermunt die wordt gemaakt door Fortuin.

Op ieder pepermuntje staat de afbeelding van prinses Wilhelmina. Deze pepermunt werd in 1892 ontwikkeld en was een eerbetoon aan de prinses, die dat jaar twaalf werd. Het nieuwe product werd ontwikkeld wegens het 50-jarige bestaan van de fabrikant.

De pepermuntjes worden verkocht als rol, in een zakje, schuifdoosje en in blik.

Ook is er een ‘zwart wit’-variant verkrijgbaar op de markt.

Could not have said it better myself!

4.11.2024 – that side of the fence

that side of the fence
those tennis balls sit safely
on my side, fair game

The next business down from my office is a tennis school.

We share an alley where I park my car.

A 12 foot high fence separates the outdoor courts of the tennis school from the alley.

In the mindset of kids who don’t pick up their toys, there are always tennis balls that are left behind by the tennis players.

The balls left on their side of the fence are, well, on their side of the fence.

The balls that make it over the fence and into the alley and under the bushes in the alley?

They are mine!

I fell they were left out and dispite years of ‘lil help, give my ball back’ I consider them to be fair game.

And I got a drawer full.

Sometimes I feel a little guilty when I pick one up but by the time I get to the office and drop into the drawer with the rest, my conscience is clear.

Now its one of my talismans.

Any I see a ball and pick it, all that day I’ll have good luck.

If I see a heron, its a harbinger of good things to come.

If I beat any of the New York Times word puzzles over the coffee, it looks to be a good day.

Contrived?

You bet!

But these day’s I need all the talismans I can get.

Who knows what side of the fence I am on.