2.19.2024 – We seek no treasure

We seek no treasure
man finds himself equal in
the eyes of the law

In 1941, Mr. Harry Hopkins toured Great Britain as the personal representative of President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

At a dinner with the Prime Minister, Mr. Hopkins asked, “What”, should he tell the President, “are Britain’s War Aims?”

Winston Churchill replied:

We seek no treasure,

we seek no territorial gain,

we seek only the right of man to be free, we seek his rights to worship his God,

to lead his life in his own way, secure from persecution.

As the humble labourer returns from his work when the day is done,

and sees the smoke curling upwards from his cottage home in the serene evening sky,

we wish him to know that no rat-a-tat-tat [here he rapped on the table] of the secret police upon his door will disturb his leisure or interrupt his rest.

We seek government with the consent of the people,

man’s freedom to say what he will,

and when he thinks himself injured,

to find himself equal in the eyes of the law.

But war aims other than these we have none.

I think we lost a lot of people today at, “we seek no treasure.

Otherwise …

Well …

As Mr. Churchill, having a British father and American Mother, said when addressing Congress on December 26, 1941 (19 days after Pearl Harbor mind you) … “By the way, I cannot help reflecting that if my father had been American and my mother British instead of the other way around, I might have got here on my own.

Maybe he would have made his way there … back then.

Today?

2.18.2024 – it was considered

it was considered
ungentlemanly to check
facts, accuracy

I used to say, “The hardest TV Trivia question is … ‘In the Brady Bunch, what was Carol Brady’s maiden name?'”

This was tough as Mrs. Brady was a widow so her and her daughters last name was NOT Mrs. Brady’s maiden name.

Then along came google.

With this in mind, I enjoyed reading, No focus, no fights, and a bad back – 16 ways technology has ruined my life by by Tim Dowling in the Guardian (2/18/2024).

Mr. Dowling’s list includes, “I live in fear of being scammed, I feel a strange obligation to monitor bad news in real time, It’s given me unfiltered access to the opinions of stupid people and It’s given stupid people unfiltered access to each other’s opinions.

I like “I’m no longer able to have arguments in pubs.”

Mr. Dowling writes, “I can remember a time when it was considered ungentlemanly to check the factual accuracy of a statement made by a drinking companion. You were just meant to counter their argument by presenting specious facts of your own. But when everyone has the GDP of every Brics country at their fingertips, there doesn’t seem to be much point in spirited debate. You end up spending the whole evening looking things up and saying, “Huh.” These days, if you want to get into a petty squabble over obscure facts in an environment where phone use is banned, you have to go to prison. Or do the pub quiz. Either way, it’s no life.”

I remember listening to a call in sports show from New Zealand once and they asked a trivia question and got a caller on the line who was a bit shocked that he got through and spent some time chatting up the two hosts of the show.

Then one of the hosts caught on and says, “Hey, you’re playing for time while you’re doing the Google!”

And Yes, that is when I started referring to using Google with the definite article, The or as the host said, “Doing THE Google.”

(Admit it, it sounds better with a bit of the kiwi/down under upper lift interrogative accent when saying “Doing THE Goggle”).

Back in the day my toughest baseball trivia question was, “What player started a game as a member of one team, was traded in the middle the game to the other team and ended up scoring for the other team?

This gets interesting as this question cannot be answered using The Google but I didn’t know that until today.

I am saving this story for another day.

In a final twist, I can ask what does the TV show, the Brady Bunch and the the only player in MLB History who started the game as a member of one time, was traded in the middle the game to the other team and ended up scoring for the other team have in common?

But to the point, you could raise these points to make a point and counter points with presenting specious facts of your own.

It was fun.

It was real engagement.

But when everyone has the GDP of every Brics country at their fingertips, there doesn’t seem to be much point in spirited debate.

You can challenge.

You can prove your point.

Or you don’t talk amongst yourselves, you just play the trivia contest that you can access via the QR Code on the coasters.

You can call out your score, but who cares?

Either way, it’s no life.

BTW, I knew Carol Brady’s maiden name because a book on the Brady Bunch came out back in 1990 with a complete cast list for the pilot and each season along with Guest Stars and in the pilot, two actors I cannot remember were listed as … Mr. and Mrs. Tyler (Parents of the Bride) and this factoid was added to the library of useless knowledge that is my brain.

Carol Brady was Caroline Ann “Carol” Brady or Caroline Ann “Carol” Martin née Carol Ann Tyler when see married Mike Brady.

2.17.2024 – dangerous business

dangerous business
no knowing might be swept off to
follow your bookmark

I couldn’t help myself.

It was sitting there and it was only a $1.

Sitting there in the Friends of the Bluffton Library shelves of cheap books.

It was an oversize paperbound, what we used to call ‘trade edition’ of Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings.

I have owned many different editions of Tolkien over the years but circumstances of late have reduced my holdings to just e-editions.

So I bought it.

I doubt it has ever been opened and it is a solid one volume with a strong binding and pretty much it stays open to what ever page I have the book open to, even when laying flat.

So I am off into Middle Earth once more.

Don’t ask my thoughts on the movies as my opinion is the same in that I wish that those folks who made the movies had bothered to read the books.

But I digress.

I will say this about ebooks versus printed books.

I truly do miss following my bookmark as it moves through the pages.

With that, I am off.

As Frodo quoted Bilbo, “It’s a dangerous business, going out of your door,” he used to say. “You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.”

2.16.2024 -rage of decadent

rage of decadent
period of nullity
at our past titans

If there is a common theme in the current news cycle about the upcoming Presidential election it is that, seemingly, a majority of voters agree that two leading candidates are not what or who the voters really want.

Then why are they the leading candidates?

Reading the article, Threatening to dissolve masterpieces in acid is a pathetically banal stunt for our shallow times by Jonathan Jones (The Guardian, Feb. 14, 2014), I feel like I have an answer to that question.

Mr. Jones comments on the report that Russian artist Andrei Molodkin will destroy works by Picasso, Rembrandt and Warhol if Julian Assange dies in prison.

Mr. Jones wonders why Mr. Molodkin would do this and asks, “Why is violence against great art such a trope of our time? And why is it seen by some as fair enough, or at least not anything to get worked up about?”

Mr. Jones answer is, “The truth is staring us in the face. The reason the 21st century seems so interested and perversely attracted to destroying the masterpieces of the past, is that we know deep down we are incapable of rivalling those achievements. No artist is now making anything that comes close to the revolutionary genius of Picasso, so we try to “cancel” him over factoids culled from biographies we have never read. And now Molodkin proposes or pretends to destroy one of his works with acid.

It is the rage of a decadent period of artistic nullity against the titans of a past whose energy and originality we can’t bear. We will be happier when all the masterpieces are destroyed and the museums no longer shove our decline in our faces.

Ask again, Then why are the leading candidates the leading candidates when few people want them?

And I will answer:

The truth is staring us in the face.

The reason the 21st century seems so interested and perversely attracted to destroying the democracy of the past, is that we know deep down we are incapable of rivalling that achievement.

No President is now making anything that comes close to the revolutionary genius of Thomas Jefferson, so we try to “cancel” him over factoids culled from biographies we have never read.

It is the rage of a decadent period of political nullity against the titans of a past whose energy and originality we can’t bear.

We will be happier when the democracy is destroyed and the history books no longer shove our decline in our faces.

As Ben Franklin answered the lady after the Constitutional Convention on what kind of country we had, “A republic, if you can keep it.

The lady continued, “And why not keep it?

Franklin responded, “Because the people, on tasting the dish, are always disposed to eat more of it than does them good.”

2.15.2024 – boy began to read

boy began to read
would not be going to bed
for very long time

Tonight there was no question of having to sit still; having pushed back his chair he was able to pace up and down the room, from the table to the window and back again, a walk quite as long and perhaps more free from obstacles than he had known on many a quarterdeck. He had hardly begun when the sitting-room door opened quietly and Brown peered in through the crack, his attention attracted by the sound of the chair scraping on the floor. For Brown one glance was enough. The captain had begun to walk, which meant that he would not be going to bed for a very long time.

From Commodore Hornblower by CS Forester.

I have read the 11 books of the Hornblower series more times than I can remember.

For the most part, I can’t tell you when I first read any of the books.

Books were just always around.

I cannot think my childhood home and not think of books.

I cannot think of my Dad and not picture him without something to read or a crossword puzzle book in his hands.

The photo is of my Dad and my Mom and my sister, Lisa out on the deck of the family place on Lake Michigan.

Notice my Dad is reading a newspaper and at least one magazine and maybe two books along with the never ending cup of tea sit on the table in front of him (along with a radio that is most likely tuned to WGN Chicago and a Cubs game.

There were books everywhere.

And mixed in were most of the Hornblower books.

Hornblower and the Hotspur.

Hornblower and the Atropos.

Beat to Quarters.

At some point I picked one up, read it and I was hooked.

I read one, which I think was Hotspur and then another and another and another.

I didn’t read them in order and that messed me up a little but after reading one, I would discuss it with my Dad.

What 12 year kid doesn’t discuss British Napoleonic War Naval Policy with their Dad?

Several of the books had originally been serialized in the Saturday Evening Post and one day my Dad had dug through a stack of old magazines and found an article with an illustration of a young man being lowered over the side of a ship in a storm.

He bent back the cover and asked me what it was?

I said, “That’s Midshipman Hornblower” and even though I had read the book, I read the chapter “Hornblower and the Bursting Ship” over again in the old magazine

We would talk about the books and the mistakes Hornblower made as well as the mistakes CS Forester made when he wrote the book.

For example, Maria.

Why? Why didn’t Hornblower listen to Bush and take off?

My Dad would make some observations and then he would tell something that happens in another one of the books that I hadn’t read yet.

And I would be a little nutz or maybe, a little more nutz than my usual self until I could read that book.

Over the next couple of years I read through 10 of the eleven books.

I could not get my hands on the book Commodore Hornblower.

That was book 9 in the 11 book series but the 4th book that Mr. Forester had written.

It was always out at the main library (I suspected semi-permanent loan to someone who I cursed) and never was at my local Creston Branch library and inter library loan did not exist at the time.

My Dad would tell me that was the book where Hornblower goes to Russia.

Russia?

Russia!

What was Hornblower doing in Russia?

And he gets bit by fleas and gets typhus,” my Dad said.

Fleas?

Typhus?

I tried to imagine such a storyline and couldn’t do it.

I kept re-reading the books I had and every once in a while my Dad would ask if I had read Commodore yet?

You know, the one with the Bomb Vessels?

During this time, many of my brothers and sisters went off to pursue their education at the University of Michigan.

That meant that several times a year, my Dad either took someone down to Ann Arbor or drove to Ann Arbor to bring someone back for Thanksgiving or some other break.

I remember this one day when my Dad was gone and we all knew that late in the evening he would get home and have with him my sister Mary or Brother Jack and we were always able to stay up to greet them.

We heard the sound of the garage door opening up and we knew they were home and all of us little kids and my Mom went to the back hall and the door to the garage would open and in came our older brothers and sisters to much loud shouting and confusion.

Coats were hung up.

Big bags of laundry were tossed in the laundry room.

And we moved into the kitchen to sit and talk for a few minutes.

This night my Dad stopped back in the hall way to the kitchen and stood there with his big winter coat on.

He had this big grin on his face that said he knew something that we didn’t.

Finally Mom says to Dad, “Why don’t you take your coat off and come in?

I thought I would give this to Mike first, He said.”

He smiled then from out of his pocket he took a paperback book.

Understand that Grand Rapids was a nice place to grow up but when I was kid there few bookstores.

My Dad knew that Ann Arbor had a lot of bookstores.

This trip he made sure he had time to stop at one of those Ann Arbor bookstores to find a book for me.

In his hand was a copy of Commodore Hornblower.

I snatched it and held it close to my face to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.

I didn’t talk but I looked up at my Dad.

I think he enjoyed giving that book to me more than I enjoyed getting it.

Don’t stay up all night,” was all he said.

And I began to read.

I would not be going to bed for a very long time.

Happy Birthday to my Dad!