8.11.2023 – collecting titles

collecting titles
enduring satisfaction
the wonderful books

Until moving them became a problem bigger than having them, I had a large personal library.

Never able to get books that were, by themselves, worth something other than their content (I mean autographed or rare books) the books in my library were there to be read.

Still, to read about ‘Unparalleled treasure trove’ of 16th-century texts worth $25m up for auction, I know what the feller, T Kimball Brooker, means when he is quoted saying, “collecting the titles had ‘been an enduring source of satisfaction and enjoyment‘ and that he had ‘mixed feelings‘ about parting with the ‘wonderful books.‘”

There were always be book people.

People who would rather have a book in hand over a book on a device.

At this time and place, I go both ways.

And time and place do not support a larger personal library at this time and I am okay with that.

I have access to more books than I could ever read.

But being in a room filled with books is as much a splendor as almost any view.

I have known many book collectors.

I have known many book collectors who got older and wondered more and more, what would happen to their books.

One friend told me they had donated a lifetime collection of Early American fiction to Grand Valley State Library thinking it would go into their collection, only to be told that friends found books with his bookplate in them at the Friends of the Library sales and it about broke his heart.

I had another friend who had collected a great library on the American West in general and General Custer in particular and the thought of it being broken up when he passed bothered him a great deal.

In his case, I was able to put him touch with the Special Collections at the University of Michigan which is well known for 1) accepting such collections and 2) guaranteeing that the collection will be kept together.

But what I think of most is a story told to me in passing by a Professor I had in college.

By chance we walked out of a building together and out on to the diag in the center of campus in Ann Arbor when some sort of crowd demonstration was going on.

We stopped to watch.

He looked around and pointed how the police had left one path out of the central campus open.

He said he remember that tactic from his days at Harvard in the ’60s.

Give the crowd a way out.

He then remarked, that like today, he had watched an anti war demonstration back when he was student, in the Harvard Square, standing next to his Professor.

I asked what did his Professor say?

My Professor laughed and told how the crowd was screaming and the cops were advancing and tear gas started flying and his Professor, a much older man, turned to him, shrugged and said, “Well, this time my library is insured.”

My Professor said he looked at his Professor and asked what he meant, “This time my library is insured.”

The Professor looked at him and shrugged again and said that when the Russians kicked the Jews out of Russia, he lost his library.

Then when the German’s kicked the Jews of Germany, he lost his library.

But this time, and pointed at the ‘demonstration’ and smiled, the library is insured!

Never took my library, big or small, paper or electronic, for granted after that.

Those books.

Those wonderful books.

They have been an enduring source of satisfaction and enjoyment.

Those wonderful books have.

8.10.2023 – meek little wives feel

meek little wives feel
edge of the carving knife and
study husbands’ necks

There was a desert wind blowing that night.

It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch.

On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight.

Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands’ necks.

Anything can happen.

So starts the short novel or long short story, “Red Wind” in the collection of short novels or long short stories, Trouble is My Business, by Raymond Chandler, (Houghton Mifflin, 1950).

How Mr. Chandler took some very simple words and connected them in such a way that lets you feel the heat and dust and see the scene in your mind, the scene with the meek little wife and the knife and the husbands neck, and you can see it as clearly as if it were a scene in a Spielberg movie is beyond me.

A neat trick.

If I knew how Mr. Chandler did that (IE – It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window …) I would do it.

Somehow, deep in my soul, I am sure and reassured that AI or CHATgtp or any computer could NOT write that sentence is just that way.

It has been hot here in the Low Country of South Carolina.

It is the Low Country because it is so low above sea level.

A couple of miles from the Atlantic Coast and, according to my smart phone, 27 feet above sea level, where I am writing from the 3rd floor of our apartment building.

And it has been hot here in the Low Country of South Carolina.

We are in the whatever day of a prolonged heat advisory.

My wife and I both enjoy the climate here, for the most part.

We don’t miss snow.

We don’t miss extended cold weather.

I claim that I lived a half of a century in West Michigan and my bones have yet to thaw out.

And it has been hot here in the Low Country of South Carolina.

Just off the coast, it has not been the dry hot of the Santa Anna Wind Mr. Chandler refers to.

Humidity is also off the charts.

I am not sure what that means as humidity is one of those things that cannot be greater than 100%.

100% humidity means rain.

So humidity here hovers around 97%.

The temperature today will peak around 97 degrees.

The same smart phone that tells me the elevation above sea level also says that the temp with the humidity, will feel like 110 degrees.

I am used to windchill.

Reports that with a temperature of 28 degrees and a 15mph wind, it will feel like 8 degrees outside.

Going the other way is new to me.

Cold air, below freezing is crisp and clear.

Hot air, in the 90’s with humidity in the 90’s is thick and visible.

Cold air is a slap in the face.

Hot, humid air, is a big dog that sits on your chest and slowly squeezes the oxygen out of your blood.

Coming inside from cold air, heat embraces you, wraps you up, comforts you.

Coming inside from hot, humid air, the air conditioning attacks you, assaults your senses and leaves you senseless.

And when you come inside, down in here in the low country, during a prolonged head advisory, it is like walking into a meat locker.

You can feel the fingers of cold wrap around your skin.

You remember the scene in the movie, “The Day After” where the helicopter pilot opens the door and the freeze line moves across his face.

They say life in the south would not be possible without air conditioning.

But life at what cost?

Garrison Keillor once wrote something along the line that the seeds of decay of the Western World were in Air Conditioning.

My Dad was one of those people who thought Air Conditioning saved the Western World.

My Dad always held that in a car, the comfort of the driver was supreme therefore the driver (on trips that meant my Dad) set the level of air conditioning.

For my Dad, that meant full blast.

As cold as it get which was determined how long it was on. at full blast.

On long summer trips in a station wagon filled with suitcases and kids, the middle seat was my Mom’s domain and it seems like my sisters also had dibs on the middle row.

For us boys that meant that back of the station wagon which in those days was a flat cargo area.

We would put some cushions back there and some pillows but for the most part you sat cross legged and tried to get comfortable.

Or it was the front seat.

The front seat with Dad.

The front seat with the air conditioning blowing out 34 degrees of cold air at 50mph.

5 minutes you got cold.

10 minutes you were frozen.

15 minutes you were in agony AND you had to use the bathroom so bad you thought you might explode any second.

I remember one family trip through the Upper Peninsula of Michigan when I was around 11 years and I was near tears, I was frozen, my feet were blocks of ice, I couldn’t feel my fingers and I had to go so bad.

My Dad spotted a gas station and pulled in.

There was a RESTROOM sign with an arrow pointing around the side of the building and I was out of the car before it came to stop.

Running as fast I could, I came wide around the corner and saw the two doors for restrooms and I shoved a door open and took care of things.

I sat in there, with the crisis retreating as I warmed up and relief spread through my body in many ways.

As I came back to the conscious world I became aware of my brothers voices.

It came to me that they were in the restroom.

The restroom next door.

I heard one of my brothers say, ‘I wonder where Mike is?’

I noticed the restroom I was in was all done in pink.

Air conditioning curls your hair and makes your nerves jump and your skin itch.

On frozen nights like that every booze party ends in a fight.

Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands’ necks.

Anything can happen.

8.9.2023 – one of the top three

one of the top three
in Baltic mythology
not most important

In the story, Mystery totem pole appears on coastal path in south-east England, by David Batty (Guardian, Aug. 9, 2023), I was intrigued by the lines:

The 8ft (2.4-metre) wooden pole, erected on the clifftops on the North Downs Way in Kent, between Folkestone and Dover, has particularly provoked interest for its inscription with the name Perkūnas, the Baltic god of thunder.

“Perkūnas is perhaps the best known Baltic god,” he said. “That is his Lithuanian name. He’s the same as the Slavic god Perun. He’s one of the top three or four gods in Baltic mythology but not the most important.

I am not sure what to make of the fact that not only was I NOT familiar with Perkūnas, perhaps the best known Baltic god, I wasn’t even aware there were Baltic gods.

I knew my Norse or Viking Mythology but I admit mostly from being aware of the names days of the week.

That is to say, what I thought I knew about the names of the days of week, until for this essay, I opened up Wikipedia.

I have long admired how, with the much better public relations enjoyed by Greek and Roman mythology, that the poor cousins up north were able to grab off several day of the week names and interject their lineage into daily interactions through out the world.

For some reason, I enjoyed the thought the Thursday, with its roots in the Norse (not Marvel Comics) lore in Thor, was adopted globally.

I mean if you fly to Japan or Kenya or Lithuania on Thursday and you want someone to pick you up at the airport, you want everyone to understand what Thursday means.

And in my mind, when everyone in the world used the word Thursday, the meant that day named for Thor.

According to Wikipedia, this may not be totally accurate.

Around the world, if there are 1,000’s of cultures, there are 1,000’s of ways of saying the 5th day of the week.

Why am I so late to this party?

I thought the days of the week were globally universal.

I also thought the Rosenberg’s weren’t guilty but that’s another story.

If I call up a mythical friend in India and make a mythical date for lunch on Thursday, does my friend translate that as being on गुरुवार or Guruvār?

Or, if I understand the article in Wikipedia, there seems to be a trend that cultures recognized that the 5th day of the week would be named after the head deity in the local mythology.

Thursday then can be named for Jupiter, Zeus, Bṛhaspati, Brahaspathinda or Boraspati?

Still, if you go to the airport, what do the arrival and departure screens say?

BUT I DIGRESS.

I do enjoy stories about folks who, for no reason beyond doing something funny, put up totem poles.

Something to ‘raise the dialog.’

Something to make people think.

Something to get folks out of their groove.

I am reminded of an art class I took years ago at what is now Grand Rapids Community College in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

The Professor had a SLIDE SHOW (I’ll explain these magic lantern shows later – but let me say there was a time when COLOR SLIDE SHOW was a point of difference) of the outdoor works of art in Grand Rapids and he put up a picture of the Calder Stabile and asked, ‘What does it mean?’

I was thrilled to raise my hand and answer that Calder named his stabile, La Grande Vitesse, or, The Great Swiftness and it was inspired by the once Grand Rapids in the Grand River and the stabile showing water pouring over rocks.

The class fell in line with me and several other students made statements that echoed my answer, agreed with me or even said, OH THAT’S IT.

I felt smug.

Very smug.

The Professor listened, nodding, and waited for the discussion to die down.

Then he looked at the image on the screen and said, “well ….”

And he looked back at the class, smiled and said, “I think it means whatever you want it to mean.”

And he went to the next slide.

One last on the days of the week.

I am reminded of the an old comic bit where two guys are arguing about what day of the week it is.

The first feller says it was WEDNESDAY!!! The DAY NAMED AFTER the NORSE GOD WODEN!

The second feller says, nahhhhhh … they named Wednesday … after they named Tuesday.

8.8.2023 – sunrise appointment

sunrise appointment
all morning commuting not
created equal

Been driving to work for over 40 years.

Never got to like it.

Still don’t.

But …

Back in 2009, we got relocated to Atlanta, Georgia and I drove from the upper north side of Gwinnett to midtown ATL 5 days a week for 12 years.

Was it bad?

I will tell you that one Sunday the Pastor started his sermon with “… Maybe you have an awful job. Maybe you are dealing with a bad financial situation. Maybe you have health issues … Maybe you start your day driving on I85.

45 minutes to 1 and half hours EACH way on average until I started to leave for work at 6AM, then the trip in took 34 minutes but the return trip started at 5pm with all the folks who just wanted to get home.

It was long.

It was scary.

Each day had the chance to end up in a chaos or death.

But I lived near the freeway and I worked near the freeway.

It was a left turn onto the free way out in Gwinnett and a left off the freeway in midtown so overall it was not TOO demanding.

There was really just one way to go and for good or bad, you got on the road and made due.

Not like when I lived on the north end of Grand Rapids, Michigan and worked on the south end out near the airport.

With that commute I had lots of ways to get there and back.

Lots of ways and all of them bad.

Some with freeways, some with back alleys.

Take I96 to Patterson.

Take Fuller to Michigan to East Paris.

Take Fuller to Lake Drive and the Beltline.

I can remember them all.

All of them with left turns, right turns and intersections with stoplights and all of them leaving you wishing you had taken another route.

Exasperating to say the least and not much to say on the side of what might be any redeeming factor.

The winter weather that came with living in Michigan was the frosting on that commuting cake.

Today I live just miles from the Atlantic coast.

My office is within walking distant of the beach.

My home is about 10 miles away.

I leave early in the morning.

With the changes of seasons and the time change, 4 times a year I drive into the crack of dawn..

I like to think that I have an appointment with the sunrise.

I am still surrounded by some of the dumbest drivers on God’s green earth.

Add in the demands each driver faces when they are tasked with operating a moving piece of machinery while trying to manage their lives via call phone and there is a level of exasperation that isn’t going away.

Years ago I signed up from traffic alerts for my commute in ATL.

I still get them.

In the last 24 hours I have received alerts that:

Accident. Left shoulder blocked – I 85 South at GA-140/J Carter Blvd/Exit 99 …

8 mph on 85 South @ Jimmy Carter Blvd (just before) …

20 mph on 85 North @ Old Peachtree Rd NW …

Accident reported – I 85 North at GA-317/Exit 111 …

This morning, the sun was still dripping water after sliding up and out of the Atlantic Ocean.

Not all commutes are created equal.

8.7.2023 – leave me there before

leave me there before
latest realignment round
it’s just weird – greed wins

Drop me at the beginning of the College Football Playoff era and leave me there. In my mind, college football had reached the best version of itself. The conferences were aligned perfectly. Geography mattered, and regional pride was supreme. There was a functional way to create an intriguing postseason and properly crown a national champion without subjectivity. And upsets, the crown jewel of this sport, still mattered. It was college football nirvana.

We get that for one more glorious year before greed wins.

That’s the hardest part about this latest and irreversible round of realignment. It wasn’t done to improve the product or serve the consumer. It’s just weird. It removes the essence of regionality, and nobody likes it. Really, this whole thing just stinks — even if we can admit that we will see some new and exciting matchups in the near future.

From Savor the 2023 college football season — it’s the last one like it we’ll ever get by By Ari Wasserman in the Athletic.

I am reminded of the movie ‘The Wind and the Lion’ with Brian Keith having a wonderful time as President Theodore Roosevelt and Sean Connery as Desert Sheik with a scots accent.

At one point, the Connery character talks to one of his lieutenants and says:

What has become of honor, respect?
Everything is changing, drifting away on the wind.
It’s been a bad year.
The next one will probably be worse.