7.11.2023 – sit around swearing

sit around swearing
properly excellently
to lessen the pain

From the article, “The ultimate swearword: an algorithm has come up with the ‘best’ expletive ever. It is certainly a surprise, in the Guardian that states:

Perhaps it’s reassuring that the best mathematics can come up with sounds so rubbish. When AI has taken all our jobs, at least we can sit around doing nothing except swearing – properly and excellently – at each other. To lessen the pain.

I am reminded on Mark Twain on swearing.

He had some good ones.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

And …

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.

My favorite quote comes from the play, Inherit the Wind, where Henry Drummond, the lawyer modelled after Clarence Darrow says:

“I don’t swear for the hell of it.

Language is a poor enough means of communication.

We’ve got to use all the words we’ve got.

Besides, there are damn few words anybody understands.”

7.10.2023 – a word to the wise

a word to the wise
is not sufficient if, IF
it doesn’t make sense

The Weaver and the Worm

A weaver watched in wide-eyed wonder a silkworm spinning its cocoon in a white mulberry tree.

“Where do you get that stuff?” asked the admiring weaver.

“Do you want to make something out of it?” inquired the silkworm, eagerly.

Then the weaver and the silkworm went their separate ways, for each thought the other had insulted him. We live, man and worm, in a time when almost everything can mean almost anything, for this is the age of gobbledygook, doubletalk, and gudda.

MORAL: A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn’t make any sense.

From Further Fables for Our Time by James Thurber, Hamish Hamilton, 1956.

7.9.2023 – okeechobee mess

okeechobee mess
for decades, festered out of
public consciousness

I enjoyed reading It’s Toxic Slime Time on Florida’s Lake Okeechobee by Dan Egan (author of “The Devil’s Element: Phosphorus and a World Out of Balance” and a journalist in residence at the Center for Water Policy at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee’s School of Freshwater Sciences) in the New York Times on July 9, 2023.

Well written and informative, it was one short line that chilled my heart.

The Okeechobee mess, caused mainly by phosphorus-based agricultural fertilizers, festered out of the public consciousness for decades.

That last bit, festered out of the public consciousness for decades.

You cannot read this article and not come away with the standard, ‘yes, its a problem and something SHOULD be done.’

But it festered out of the public consciousness for decades.

Folks heard about the problem.

Folks were aware of the the problem.

Folks didn’t like the problem and the problems the problem brought with it.

Folks were all in agreement that something should be done about the problem.

But it festered out of the public consciousness for decades

Festered …

When I was a kid, I spent my summers on shore on Lake Michigan.

I remember one day when I was about 12, walking the beach, I ran my hand along a piece of driftwood and I managed to get a big sliver under the nail of my index finger.

It hurt.

It hurt a lot.

But I didn’t tell anybody.

I didn’t tell anybody as I knew that when I did, my Dad would want to look at it and then he would tell me the sliver would have to come out.

My Dad was a Dentist and his solution to most ailments was to yank them out.

When I was 9, I broke a top front tooth.

A few years later, he had me in the chair to cap the broken tooth.

It was years before we had a relationship again.

So I kept quiet.

It hurt but I kept quiet.

At least I kept quiet until my finger swelled up to the size of hot dog and turned purple.

My Dad caught sight of it and said, “Let me look at you finger.”

Then, “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

I explained I had picked up a sliver but I would handle it.

My Mom came over and looked at my finger.

The sliver had started to fester and ooze was oozing out under the nail.

It looked bad.

It looked scary.

“Should you take him to the Emergency Room?” Mom asked?

“We’ll go the office,” said my Dad, “I can get it out.”

Nobody asked me what I wanted to do.

We got to my Dad’s office and he turned on a few lights.

He went to an operating and turned on the big dental light and turned on the other dental equipment like the spit sink and such, out of habit I guess.

He gestured to the chair and told me climb up.

Then he raised the chair and swung a tray in front of me.

He covered the tray with a white towel and told me to lay my hand on the tray.

He then rummaged in his equipment cabinet.

The last time that happened, he came out with a hammer to hammer my new tooth into place.

This time he came out with a dental syringe and needle and a vial of Novocain and gave me pain killing shot in my wrist.

He kept pocking my finger and when he decided my finger was numb, my Dad dug into my swollen finger with one of those sharp little dental hooks.

I screamed and yanked my hand back.

My Dad says, “THAT DOESN’T HURT! I GAVE YOU A SHOT OF NOVOCAIN!”

I yelled back, “In wrist, not my jaw. Are you sure it was the right place?”

He looked at me for a second.

Picked up the syringe and gave my wrist another shot.

He waited a few more minutes then he pinched my finger and didn’t flinch.

Both of us were satisfied and he dug into my finger and in a short time, he pulled this chunk of wood the size of about a half inch piece of spaghetti out from under my finger nail.

A lot of ooze and pus and other ucky stuff dribbled out.

The relief was instant.

Relief that the sliver was out.

Relief that my finger felt better.

Relief that Dad was done.

He wrapped my finger in some gauze and he wrapped up the sliver to take home to show Mom.

I had a problem.

A problem that I wanted to be done with.

A problem that I wanted to forget about.

But the problem festered.

And it became a bigger problem.

I needed relief but festering out of consciousness was not going be any help in the short run or the long run.

But festering out of the public consciousness is too often the solution or at least the solution, de facto.

I think of other problems.

Weapon violence.

Climate change.

The angst against the Church.

The angst within the Church.

Folks are aware of the problems.

Folks don’t like the problems and the problems that the problems bring with them.

Folks are in agreement, not about the problems themselves, but that something needs to be done about the problems.

And, I know in my heart, they will all festered out of the public consciousness.

Truly, for evil to triumph, we just need to bored or maybe overwhelmed to the point that problems fester out of the public consciousness.

And some folks plan on that.

7.8.2023 – no matter how good

no matter how good
you feel, the morning won’t be
as it is right now

I know how you feel.

If I were walking, I’d be a foot off the ground.

It’s like just falling in love — you want the sensations to last forever.

You don’t want to go to sleep because you know that no matter how good you feel, in the morning it won’t be as good as it is right now.

W. P. Kinsella in the book, Shoeless Joe.

Going back to my roots, I have started listening to books on tape, welllll, audio books on my drive to work.

It is a shame really.

I live in a coastal paradise.

The drive through palm trees and across the intercoastal waterway as the sun rises out of the Atlantic Ocean should be enough of a daily treat that I would never tire of seeing it.

To be sure, I greet the visual aspect of my twice a week commute with pleasure that far outweighs any that I might have felt driving into the city of Atlanta.

It is my co-drivers.

The people I share my experience with.

The people who I would gladly banish to far off Mongolia if I could.

Bill Bryson once wrote something along the lines that God planned for Mr. Bryson to spend part of his day with the dumbest people in the world and that God arranged that by bringing the dumbest people in the world in their cars to drive along with Mr. Bryson to work.

I know what he means.

The frustration of yelling at drivers who marvel at things like a traffic light changing.

These people find this so marvelous, they sit and watch it for several cycles.

I need to escape and I use audio books to take me away from these people.

I can lose myself in the story and find myself at work or at home and much angst-less than without the audio book.

I also happened to be gifted three Audible credits for Father’s Day and because of this, I discovered Audibles free list.

I returned to audio books with an old favorite, Shoeless Joe.

I love the book and the choice of words in the writing but I also like the reader, Grover Gardner and I have searched out his books as he reads with a voice I hear in my head when I read.

Anyway, listening to Shoeless Joe, the writing in Shoeless Joe has been much on mind

W.P. Kinsella can turn a phrase with the best of them.

Mr. Hemingway wrote that to write about an experience is such a way that the experience became part of the collective consciousness of the reader was what it took to be a writer.

Mr. Kinsella writes about common things in our collective consciousness in a way that makes me stop and say to myself, Yup, that’s it.

Mr. Kinsella even starts this passage with know how you feel.

And he does.

If I were walking, I’d be a foot off the ground. It’s like just falling in love — you want the sensations to last forever. You don’t want to go to sleep because you know that no matter how good you feel, in the morning it won’t be as good as it is right now.

Romance.

Being in love.

Being happy to see someone.

You want the sensations to last forever.

You don’t want to go to sleep because you know that no matter how good you feel, in the morning it won’t be as good as it is right now.

But the feeling doesn’t last forever.

In the morning it won’t be a good as it is right now.

Love stories start with romance.

The romance or maybe the romantic feelings don’t last by the love story can go on.

Romance is a hybrid world.

A land maybe of make believe.

The land where, for a while, dreams can come true.

A land where feelings can’t be sustained.

Because in the morning it won’t be a good as it is right now.

I am remined of Orson Welles in the Third Man with this famous speech.

You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

7.72023 – sensed deep in his bones

sensed deep in his bones
natural state of universe
was endless summer

Though he had never lived in a truly warm climate he always sensed deep in his bones that the natural state of the universe was endless summer, though he had only heard rumors of its existence.

He had heard of places where the grass was eternally green, where snow was spoken of with nostalgia by people who had not endured it for years.

But Miami, and Florida, that tropical green finger with the angelic aura of white sand, was so perfect, so magical, the possibilities of baseball so endless, that its mere existence almost caused Sandor to acknowledge the possibility of a God.

From Butterfly Winter by WP Kinsella, 2011, Winnipeg, Enfield & Wizenty